Session Time Mon Jul 10 20:11:00
[Cori-Jade] ok im back
* YodaGomez hopes Shawnie hurries so she can log the slave bet payout
[loo-loo] wb coriii
[Zabber] welcome back
[Summer_Rain] cecilia had to pay up for a bet this afternoon too
[YodaGomez] against who?
[Summer_Rain] hawks turned her into a lil pony lol
[YodaGomez] rotflmao
[JohnnyEnglish] hahahahah
[Summer_Rain] we all had to ride her lol
[Cori-Jade] ... i better not end up as a pony!
[YodaGomez] 3 mins to go Cori-Jade :P
[Cori-Jade] ... great
[YodaGomez] lmao
[Cori-Jade] remind me not to go for argentina again
[YodaGomez] hehehehehehe
[YodaGomez] don't panic, I lost my bet in r/l and had to dress up as frankenfurter and walk round Leederville for 1hr :((((((
[Cori-Jade] that would be interesting
[20:15:29]
[YodaGomez] Cori-Jade.....time for the change hun :P
* Cori-Jade is now known as cori-jade
[YodaGomez] rules as follows....NO answering questions whilst bet is in play
[cori-jade] ohh fine
* YodaGomez hands cori a penthouse bunny outfit....
[Summer_Rain] lol
[YodaGomez] there ya go....put this on hun...
* cori-jade reluctantly dresses and shoves her ears on
* YodaGomez also hands cori some 8' stilletto's and the white fluffy ears :P
[Summer_Rain] you forgot the fishnet stockings YodaGomez
[cori-jade] ohh great how am i meant to walk in them!
[YodaGomez] anyone thirsty?????
[Rings^] i need a coffee YodaGomez ;)
[YodaGomez] oooooo ty summer.......the fishnets as well pls cori :)
[Therblig] yes YodaGomez - a bourbon would be nice
[Summer_Rain] a fluffy duck for me please lol
[Summer_Rain] ni what a fluffy duck is but it sounds good
[Therblig] a duffy what?
[YodaGomez] cori.....round of drinks for everyone and I will have a straight Jacks thankyou....
* cori-jade pulls up stockings and gets ready to serve everyone there drinks
[Rings^] LOL
[Rings^] AWWWWW poor cori-jade
* YodaGomez pats Cori on the butt and says "Nice bunny" :)
* cori-jade tries to walk without falling over or spilling anyones drinks...
[cori-jade] hmmm i wonder what yoda would look like covered in jacks ....
[Summer_Rain] lol
[YodaGomez] and when you serve the drinks, say there you go ma'am or sir as appropriate
[YodaGomez] quickly now :P
* cori-jade hands yoda his straight jacks. here you go ma'am
[Summer_Rain] lol cori-jade
[YodaGomez] lmao
[Rings^] lmao
* YodaGomez checks to see if he is a ma'am :P
[YodaGomez] rotflmao
* cori-jade finishes her drink rounds, applying ma'am and sir where needed
[Summer_Rain] ty cori-jade, cheers
[JohnnyEnglish] hehehe cori-jade
[Therblig] very polite you were too
[YodaGomez] very good bunny :)
[Therblig] and thats an interesting place to put your tips
[YodaGomez] now can you take off my work boots for me pls???
[YodaGomez] I haven't had time for a shower or change yet :P
* cori-jade kneels down by Yoda pulling off his work boots spraying airfreshner in hte air while doing so
[Summer_Rain] lol
[YodaGomez] and the socks as well pls hun :)
* cori-jade holds nose and removes Yodas socks
[Zabber] lol
* YodaGomez thinks his feet are really tired from walking round all day and may need a massage....
[Summer_Rain] omggggggggggggg yukkkkkkkkkkkkkk cori-jade lol
[Therblig] oh this is pathetic YodaGomez
[YodaGomez] I am being kind to Cori Therblig :P
* cori-jade grabs the peppermint footbalm and begins to massage Yodas feet
[Summer_Rain] not the foot massage, that's torture YodaGomez
[Therblig] is that waht it is?
[cori-jade] maybe i can cover up the smell...
[YodaGomez] so much better....ty
* Rings^ gives cori-jade a nose peg and rubber gloves
[YodaGomez] now if you can massage my neck whilst we prepare the pole for the pole dancing show....
* cori-jade thankyou rings much appreiciated
[Rings^] i figured they might help a bit cori-jade lol
[YodaGomez] Summer_Rain, can you think of a good dance track for cori to dance to?
[Summer_Rain] i sure can YodaGomez :)
[YodaGomez] and that would be?
[Summer_Rain] shall i play it for her YodaGomez
[YodaGomez] go for it....
* cori-jade massages yodas neck eyeing the clock to see how much longer she has to endure
[Summer_Rain SOUND]Monifah_-Touch_It_(1998).mp3
[YodaGomez] oh, cori??
[cori-jade] yes sir?
[YodaGomez] are you ready for the little dance yet hun??
* cori-jade wiggles her fluffy tail... i think i might be
[YodaGomez] hehehehehe
[YodaGomez] good bunny :))
[Summer_Rain] there ya go cori-jade lol
[YodaGomez] go grab the pole and show us what you have then hun
[cori-jade] ohh you had to pick a kylie song!
[YodaGomez] full description of the moves also pls :))
[Summer_Rain] i was gonna play the other track YodaGomez but i've lost it :((
* cori-jade struts over to the pole swinging her hips and begins to swing around it slidding
[YodaGomez] okies, lets change the tempo a little bit here....
[Summer_Rain] now let hr do a sleezy pole dance first
* YodaGomez is listening to Pussy Cat Dolls ft Busta Rhymes - Dont Cha.mp3
[YodaGomez] and are we going to climb the pole and grip with legs???
* cori-jade slides up and down the pole feeling kinda stupid goes to do a twist around and falls flat on her ass
[YodaGomez] now now hun, we can't have a bruised bunny on the floor...
* cori-jade gets up, looks at the broken 8 inch stilleto and wraps her legz around the poll for balance
* YodaGomez adjusts cori back onto the pole again...
[YodaGomez] damn, I can't get a refund now :P
[cori-jade] nope no refunds
[cori-jade] unless... you order a refund... i suppose i wouldn't be able to deny that lol
[YodaGomez] keep going my bunny.....
[YodaGomez] any ideas while cori is dancing with the pole what we can get her to do?/
[YodaGomez] oooooooooo I know....
[YodaGomez] oh my little bunny????
[Summer_Rain] pssssssssst YodaGomez you need a lap dance don't ya
[YodaGomez] I think JohnnyEnglish would looooooooooooove a lap dance :)))))
* cori-jade looks up from her pole.. yes sir?
* cori-jade hops over to Johnny
[YodaGomez] as I think it might take his mind off questions for a few minutes ;)
* JohnnyEnglish will enjoy for shure@!
[YodaGomez] full description pls cori....
* cori-jade straddles johnnys lap and preceds to grind her hips to the music
* YodaGomez is listening to Nine Inch Nails Closer.mp3
[YodaGomez] oh JohnnyEnglish??? hows she doing there????
* curlyd thinks cori is not doing a good job as Johnny seems unable to drag himself away from the q's
* cori-jade puts on a cheeky grin turns around and wiggles her cute little tail in johnnys face
* cori-jade pouts and demands attention!
[YodaGomez] I don't think JohnnyEnglish appreciates the lap dance and decides to pat his lap....
[JohnnyEnglish] errr no thanks YodaGomez
[YodaGomez] come here my little bunny....
* YodaGomez pats his lap....
* cori-jade struts over to Yoda and straddles his lap
[YodaGomez] mmmmmmmm now this is better :P
* YodaGomez tries his hardest to keep his hands still....
[YodaGomez] come on bunny....wriggle around :P
* cori-jade wiggles a bit and tries not to get distracted with her msn again
* YodaGomez pats cori's butt as he watches her move her hips :P
[YodaGomez] hmmmmm I think the bunny needs to liven up a bit...
* YodaGomez cracks his whip at Summer_Rain, holds out the blindfold and the handcuffs, and watches Summer_Rain obediantly place them on her wrists and around her eyes...
* YodaGomez cracks his whip at cori-jade, holds out the blindfold and the handcuffs, and watches cori-jade obediantly place them on her wrists and around her eyes...
[cori-jade] lol
[Summer_Rain] lol YodaGomez I didn't make the bet lol
[YodaGomez] sowwy summer :P
[YodaGomez] now bunny of mine.....pretend that I am the hunkiest man of your dreams....
[cori-jade] wow.... you mean that guy at the bus stop is you!
[cori-jade] lol
[YodaGomez] yeppers....now go for it....
[YodaGomez] 5 mins hun....
[YodaGomez] lets have the bunny go out in style...
* cori-jade relising that resistence is now impossible... giives in to her innermost desires and kisses Yoda, pinning him against the wall in a passionate all consuming embrace
[YodaGomez] ooooooooooo
[YodaGomez] now this is good....
* Summer_Rain covers her innocent eyes
[Skarl] Innocent eyes have no place in this channel
[YodaGomez] 2 mins hun....hehehehehe
* Summer_Rain peeks at Skarl through her fingers
[YodaGomez] I don't think Cori is doing too bad for her first time :P
* cori-jade gives Yoda a SLoW....LoNG....DeeP....PeNeTRaTiNG....ToNSiL-TiCKLiNG....HaiR STRaiGHTeNiNG....Toe-CuRLiNG....NeRVe-JaNGLiNG....LiFe-aLTeRiNG....FaNTaSY-CauSiNG.... i JuST SaW GoD!....GoSH, DiD MY CLoTHeS FaLL oFF?....YeS, i'M GLaD i CaMe oN iRC....KiSS oN Da LiPS!!
[YodaGomez] OMG!!!!
* YodaGomez feels faint all of a sudden...
* cori-jade was that to your liking sir?
[YodaGomez] awwwww ty my bunny and with that last OMG kiss, I thankyou and now you can resume :))
[YodaGomez] that was mind blowing, have never had a kiss like that ever!!!!!
* YodaGomez fans himself and tries to quieten his racing heart....
[cori-jade] lol ... does that mean i can get into some actual clothes again
[YodaGomez] lol, yes you can hun....
[cori-jade] wooo!
* cori-jade is now known as Cori-Jade
* YodaGomez hands cori her clothes back and pats her butt as she scoots to the dressing room...
[Cori-Jade] wow... capital letters make sucha difference
* Cori-Jade dresses quickly... looks at the bunny ears and decides she likes them enough to keep on
* YodaGomez grabs the bunny costume and goes to put it on his blow up doll for later....
[Cori-Jade] lol
[Summer_Rain] lol YodaGomez