Sunday 9th July 2006 3.48pm
[Cecilia] hiya hawksfan :))
[hawksfan] just in for a quick hour and then outta again :))
[Shawnie] ooooohhh .. is this long enuf to play a slave bet?
[hawksfan] i reckon so!
[Cecilia] shush Shawnie!!
[Shawnie] hahahahaha
* Cecilia wonders if her daughter needs more bonding
[YodaGomez] slave bet???? where????
[hawksfan] who is going to go first cec?
* Cecilia thinks quickly
[Shawnie] `8ball will hawksfan ever win a bet?
[GameOP] 8ball: will hawksfan ever win a bet??? Answer hazy.!!
[Shawnie] `8ball will shawnie ever bet with hawks again?
[GameOP] 8ball: will shawnie ever bet with hawks again??? Absolutely yes!!!
[hawksfan] we won one each and i beat acorna!!
[Shawnie] bullshit!!!
[hawksfan] lmao
[Shawnie] silly bloody 8ball
* hawksfan watches cogs go round with cec
[Cecilia] oooooooooookkk....I'm getting an idea...
* Cecilia wheels out the bar.....
[Shazzzz] `op
* ChanOP sets mode: +o Shazzzz
* hawksfan decides maybe hhe should go first after all
[hawksfan] its called nerves
* Shawnie sits back with a full glass
[Cecilia] ......and erects the dance pole......
* Shazzzz changes topic to '.Welcome to ¤ Trivialoft ¤ CLINK www.trivialoft.net Please Keep the Channel Chat Filthy Cecilias Strip Bar....Starring Hawksfan'
[Shawnie] lmfao!!
[Cecilia] ty sign lady *grins*
[hawksfan] umm...i hear the phone
[Cecilia] lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* hawksfan wonders why he feels like set up....
* YodaGomez unplugs hawksfan's phone....
* Cecilia is pretty damn good on the fly....beware...
[hawksfan] okies cec...i will go first...tis ok
[Cecilia] okkkkkkkkkk....
* Cecilia ushers hawksfan to the dressing room
[Shazzzz] lemme catch up , was it a 2 part bet, you each one half of ?
[hawksfan] nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[hawksfan] 2 bets we won one each
[Cecilia] .....hands him his glitty thong....and two pasties with tassles....and 8" stillettos
* Shawnie makes sure logging is working for the website
[Shazzzz] omfg how equitable and fair
[Shawnie] lmfao!!!
[Cecilia] glittery that is
[Shazzzz] woooooot
[Shawnie] so half hour each?
* Cecilia hopes you shaved today
* hawksfan starts eating em
* Shazzzz rings pennylane just in case
[YodaGomez] if it isn't Shawnie.... I log it on here
[Eddie51] shaved what??? :)
[Shazzzz] everything cept the treasure trail i hope
[Cecilia] his bikini line Eddie51
[Shawnie] DONT touch the treasure line!!!
[Shawnie] lol
[Shazzzz] lmao
[Cecilia] could get sorta nasty if he's got bushage jetting out his thong
[Shazzzz] hahahaha
[Cecilia] ....especially down the crackline
[Shawnie] ewwwwwwwwww @ bushage
[YodaGomez] wtf is the treasure line???
* hawksfan takes off his jeans, jumper etc...
[Shazzzz] oh dear, another crack waxing ?
[Shawnie] that sexy line of hair from the navel to the treasure ;)
[15:56:35]
* hawksfan checks start time.....
* YodaGomez checks to see if he has some treasure line....
[hawksfan] oiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thats privacy invasion!!!
[hawksfan] lol
[Cecilia] different between a treasure LINE and a treasure 6-lane highway
* hawksfan sighs
[Shawnie] hahahah CC
[Cecilia] one is sexy..the other is just bushy
[hawksfan] takes everything else off....slowly...
[Shazzzz] `8ball does yoda have a treasure trail?
[GameOP] 8ball: does yoda have a treasure trail??? Not even on a GOOD day.!!
[Shazzzz] lol
[YodaGomez] lmao
[Cecilia] whoohoooo...go hawks go
[Shawnie] hahahaha
[YodaGomez] got that right as I have no hair on my torso....
* Cecilia stands behind the bar...mixing drinks while her star tart dresses for the show
* hawksfan looks at glitter thong.....
* hawksfan puts it on back to front....
[Shazzzz] hahahahaha
[Shawnie] ewwwww hawks
[Shawnie] not a good look
* Cecilia notices hawksfan's balls look like they are deep into mitosis
* hawksfan takes it off and puts it on head.....
[Shawnie] omg!!!
[Shawnie] hahahaha
[Cecilia] better turn that baby around
* YodaGomez grumbles about being set up for quotes...
[Shazzzz] lmaoooo
[hawksfan] better than tiara!!!!!
* hawksfan takes it off and puts it on properly....
* Cecilia mixes up mango margaritas for the lot of you
[Shazzzz] Eddie51 is getting a baptism by fire in this channel today :)
[hawksfan] gyrates a bit to make sure things dont fall out
[Cecilia] oh...and hawksfan....please switch your nick to "hawkstart"
[hawksfan] megas while u dress
[hawksfan] nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[Shazzzz] can he do megas as slave Cecilia?
[Cecilia] nope
[Shazzzz] lol
[Cecilia] no answering questions whatsoever
[hawksfan] waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[Cecilia] you are devoted to the crew here
[hawksfan] thats cruel!!!!
[Shazzzz] heh
[Cecilia] I am a cruel bitch...I know
[Cecilia] ...but someone's gotta play the part
[hawksfan] but i like the mistress mixing th edrinks thats novel and unusual........
[Shazzzz] are you dressed yet slave?
[Cecilia] oh hon...I'm just mixing them...YOU'RE serving them
* hawksfan tries to glue the pasties on without losing chest hair (ive only got about 40)
[Shazzzz] heh
[Cecilia] you'll end up with 20 by nights end
* Cecilia snaps hawkstart's thong...snap it up!
* hawksfan stepes into skyscraper heels and totters
* Shazzzz taps her fingers..... i got toilets that need cleaning slave :)
[Cecilia] ahem...your nick...taps fingers on bar
* hawksfan decides to become obedient so there aren't penalties and extensions
[Cecilia] ....starts gripping the cattle prod
[Shazzzz] smart lil slave lol
* hawksfan is now known as hawkstart
[Cecilia] excellent
[Cecilia] ok come on over hawkstart...you've got some margaritas to serve up
* hawkstart sashays over very very slowly......
[Cecilia] ...and with each service...you must gyrate and twirl your tassles
[Shazzzz] whoo hoo ritas !
[hawkstart] gawd
[Shazzzz] lol
[YodaGomez] can I not have a margarita and just have a jacks on the rocks?????
* Cecilia readys the tray of margaritas
* hawkstart grabs tray of margaritas....
[Cecilia] no worries YodaGomez...jack your rocks...our little tart doesn't care
[Shazzzz] hehe
[YodaGomez] woooooohoooooooo
[hawkstart] trots over to shazzzzzzzzzz and hands one over...with a tassle swish
[YodaGomez] make it a double....
[Shazzzz] ty :) do some more gyrating
[hawkstart] runs to Eddie51 and gives him m one too
[hawkstart] takes a jack on the rocks to YodaGomez
[Eddie51] flushing
[Cecilia] no swishing...TWIRL it
[YodaGomez] why ty hawkstart :)
* hawkstart twirls as if life depends on it
[Shazzzz] lol
[Cecilia] lmao
* YodaGomez covers his eyes
[Loftbot] YES, hawkstart!!! got the answer -] 1
[- in 2.233 secs, and gets 879 Points
[Loftbot] hawkstart has won 1 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 879 & this MONTH: 879
[Shazzzz] oi
[hawkstart] damn habit
[Shazzzz] lmao
* Cecilia looks at the skill in wich hawkstart twirls his tassles and thinks he's done this before
[Cecilia] NO ANSWERING QUESTIONS hawkstart
[Shazzzz] hahah
* hawkstart denies it
[hawkstart] yes mistress
* Shazzzz checks web quotes
[Cecilia] I think Shawnie is thirsty
[Cecilia] she's awfully quiet...not doubt busy logging like hell
* hawkstart hands shon a triple margarita and a big twirl to keep her quiet.....
[hawkstart] i hate it when she is quiet
[Shazzzz] lmaoooo
[Cecilia] Iknow...means trouble
[hawkstart] usually for me!
[Cecilia] I think Shawnie needs a a lapdance to wake her up....please help her out hawkstart
* YodaGomez sips his Jacks as he watches the show.....and NOT getting turned on btw.....just cackling :P
[Shazzzz] lol yoda
* hawkstart jumps on shons lap with glee
[hawkstart] what music have we got?
[Shazzzz] `8ball is yoda really turned on but just not saying?
[GameOP] 8ball: is yoda really turned on but just not saying??? Over my dead body.!!
[Cecilia] lmao @ "with glee"
* YodaGomez is listening to Monifah -Touch It (1998).mp3
[Shazzzz] lol
[YodaGomez] there ya go....
[Cecilia] ummmmmmmm....
* hawkstart bounces up and down.....
* Cecilia turns on "Shake That" by Eminem
[hawkstart] locks legs round shons neck and leans backwards.......
[Shazzzz] hahah
* Shawnie is listening to Eminem feat. Nate Dogg - Shake That Ass.mp3
[Cecilia] lmaoooooo
* YodaGomez is listening to eminem-shake that.mp3
* hawkstart shakes ass
[Cecilia] whoohoo Shawnie
* hawkstart gyrates
* Shawnie slaps his tight arse
[hawkstart] woo do it again
* Shawnie slaps more
* hawkstart rubs in close
[Cecilia] pssssst...can't tell who is the bigger tart...the one in the thong...or the one who finally woke up and got excited after being lap danced ;)
* Shawnie flicks her tongue out
* hawkstart looks
[Shazzzz] lolll ceci
* hawkstart bites
[Shawnie] lol CC
* YodaGomez slaps his thighs as he collapses on the lounge laffing....
[Cecilia] lol
[Shazzzz] heheh
* hawkstart stands on head with tongue out....
[Shazzzz] `8ball is hawks the bigger tart?
[GameOP] 8ball: is hawks the bigger tart??? Concentrate and ask again.!!
[hawkstart] and turns slowly
[Shazzzz] lmao
[Shawnie] lmao
[Cecilia] lmao Shazzzz
[hawkstart] gawd these heels hurt...!
[Shazzzz] wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[Cecilia] no complaining slave...on with the show...
* YodaGomez thinks that hawks looks like the clowns at the sideshow alley and goes to grab the ping-pong balls....
[Shazzzz] hehe
[hawkstart] lol
[Cecilia] LOL
[Shawnie] oh you dun wanna know what this slave can do with pingpong balls yoida
* hawkstart falls backwards over shons head....
* YodaGomez goes "BOING!" Ô¿Ô
[Cecilia] lol
[YodaGomez] I think I dun wanna know....
[Cecilia] okies....I'm thinking we're ready for the show
[hawkstart] that wasnt the show?
[Cecilia] hell no
* Shawnie grabs a front row seat
[Cecilia] that was warm up *grins*
[YodaGomez] that was the warm up....
* Cecilia ushers hawkstart back to the dressing room
[Cecilia] ....plops on a long blonde wig
[Shawnie] lol he will be sweating that he cant answer with a mega
[Cecilia] ....does his makeup all pretty-like
[hawkstart] soooooooooooooooooooo unfair....
[Cecilia] false eyelashes
* YodaGomez stands at the door with the entry tickets and popcorn.....
[Cecilia] and slut red lipstick
* hawkstart admires wig in mirror
[Shawnie] wtg yoda!!!
[hawkstart] slut red!!!
[hawkstart] gawd
* Cecilia puts on a clear, tight raincoat
[Cecilia] ...over his g-string and pasties
* Shawnie wolf whistles!!!
[YodaGomez] GET YOUR TICKETS HERE PEOPLE!!!!! COME AND SEE HAWKSTART AS THE UGLIEST WOMAN ON EARTH!!!!!
[Shawnie] hahahahhaa
[hawkstart] hmmm plastic huh...
* Cecilia adds "thigh high stilletto boots"
* hawkstart decides they will take half an hour to remove
[hawkstart] waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[Cecilia] held up by a corsett with tabs hooking ont the boots
[hawkstart] iii stop getting creative wiv the costume!!!!
[hawkstart] h g wells
[Loftbot] YES, hawkstart!!! got the answer -] h g wells
[- in 3.846 secs, and gets 3000 Points
[hawkstart] yey!!!!
[Cecilia] ok...by answering that question...you now owe me 15 more minutes
[hawkstart] waht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Cecilia] I warned you twice *grins*
[hawkstart] waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~
* Cecilia puts on The Pussycat Dolls' "Doncha"
[Cecilia] ....pushes hawkstart out onto the stage to his pole
* Shawnie is listening to The Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha.mp3
[AnD-1] what is hawks starting?
* YodaGomez is listening to Pussy Cat Dolls ft Busta Rhymes - Dont Cha.mp3
[Cecilia] he's stripping for us AnD-1
[Cecilia] pole dancing too
* hawkstart takes a deep breath...
[hawkstart] this could be a world record fast strip
[Cecilia] to your favorite slutty girl group...The Pussycat Dolls
[Cecilia] ..."Doncha"
* YodaGomez wants to cover his eyes but for some strange reason.....just can't O_o
[Shazzzz] hahah
* hawkstart thinks hard back to anita-mann
* hawkstart slowly gyrates towards the pole.....
* Shazzzz claps and stomps and whistles
[hawkstart] wishes he paid attention in pole dancing classes
* hawkstart wraps one leg around the pole and hauls himself up on it.....
* Shawnie sits back and gets the video of the pole dance .. for sale on ebay
* hawkstart bids
[Shazzzz] hahah
[hawkstart] ants
[16:17:53]
[Loftbot] YES, hawkstart!!! got the answer -] ants
[- in 8.001 secs, and gets 755 Points
[Shazzzz] oi!
[hawkstart] fuk its automatic!
[Shazzzz] you just cant help it lol
[Shawnie] oohh is that nother 10 mins?
[YodaGomez] could that be another 15mins???
* Cecilia turns up the music
[Shazzzz] true true
[hawkstart] shurrup the peaniut gallery!!!
[Shazzzz] lmao
[YodaGomez] rotflmao
[Shawnie] lol
[Cecilia] okies...the dancer is on
[hawkstart] i bet u lot told tales in school cec didnt noticve
* YodaGomez throws ping-pong balls at the dancing clown :P
[Cecilia] lmao
* hawkstart hauls self up pole and then grips it tightly between legs....
* Cecilia watches the clear raincoat get all fogged up
* Shawnie is listening to Toni Braxton - Secrets - 02 - You're Makin' Me High.mp3
* YodaGomez is listening to Toni Braxton - You're Makin' Me High (1996).mp3
* hawkstart leans back...and slowly starts to spin stretched out.....
[Shawnie] soooooooooooo dammed sexy!!
[hawkstart] sliding very slowly earthwards.....
* YodaGomez offers some popcorn to Shawnie and Cecilia ;))
[Cecilia] took me long enough to find one
[Shawnie] lights dimming .. music puming
[Shawnie] pumping too* hawkstart hits stage and gets shazzzzzzz to pop the top button on his raincoat btw her teeth
[Cecilia] Ladies and Gentlemen...I present to you...our dancing Lolita of Trivialoft...Hawkslut!!!!!
[hawkstart] slut?
[hawkstart] i tht it was tart?
* Shawnie applauds
[YodaGomez] lmao
[Cecilia] I like that better...time to change it
[hawkstart] sluts wear gloves
* hawkstart shuts up
* Shazzzz bites it off lol
[Shawnie] good idea mistress .. new nick
* Cecilia tosses a pair at you
[Shawnie] lol
* YodaGomez gets out the camera....
[hawkstart] noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[Cecilia] change it to hawkslut
* Cecilia taps her fingers...
* hawkstart ducks gloves and gets cec to bite the next button
* Cecilia bites one of the pasties off
* hawkstart is now known as hawkslut
[hawkslut] ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Shawnie] ouch!! thats gotta hurt
[Cecilia] lmao...I knew you could be presuaded
[hawkslut] there goes a nipple
* Cecilia notices about 24 hairs on it
* hawkslut blots up the blood
* YodaGomez winks at hawkslut
* hawkslut gets shon to bite the next and last button off the raincoat
* YodaGomez thinks about crossing the fence looking at hawkslut the way he moves....
[Cecilia] lmaooooooooo
* hawkslut is scared of yaoda...lol
* Shawnie slides her hands under the raincoat for a quick grope as she sucks that button into her mouth
* YodaGomez blows a wet lingering kiss to hawkslut
[Cecilia] whoohooo Shawnie
* hawkslut removes raincoat and drops it over shons head.....
* Shawnie steams up under the plastic
* hawkslut removes thong and gags cec with it
[Shawnie] omg!!!
[Shawnie] lol
[Cecilia] lmaooooooooooo
[hawkslut] so she cant give more orders
* Cecilia schmells schweatty balls
[Shawnie] ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
* hawkslut gets shazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz to suck the other pastie off
[Cecilia] go shazzz go!
* Shawnie watches the totally nude apart from one pastie
[Shawnie] funny image
[Shawnie] ooohhh sorry .. forgot the boots
* hawkslut does a series of gymanstic manoevers on the pole....
[hawkslut] yeah how do u get them off in a hurry!!!
* hawkslut offers to let cec pull a boot off
* YodaGomez offers to pull hawkslut off.....
[YodaGomez] i mean his boots off....
* Cecilia grabs the boot
* hawkslut declines gracefully
[YodaGomez] seriously!!!
[Cecilia] slides her hand up hawkslut's thigh
[Shawnie] backs to the walls hawkslut
* hawkslut leans back....
[hawkslut] lmao
[Cecilia] and sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly unzips it
[hawkslut] it has a zip?
[hawkslut] damn!!!
* hawkslut breaks into a sweat
* Cecilia slides it over your foot
[hawkslut] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[Cecilia] and tosses it aside
[hawkslut] sorta feels good...lol
* hawkslut slaps own head
[Cecilia] lol
* hawkslut offers other boot....
* Cecilia sits on a chair...puts your foot between her legs....
* hawkslut looks at where heel has disappeared too
[Shazzzz] omg i missed pastie sucking
[Cecilia] slides her hand up your leg....
* YodaGomez adjusts himself in his chair...
[hawkslut] lmao
[Cecilia] ....cops a feel.....
* Shazzzz does a retro
[Cecilia] and slowly unzips the boot
* hawkslut watches clock
[Shazzzz] whats a pastie btw?
[Shawnie] omg shazzzzzz
[Shawnie] lolol
[Cecilia] the little thing glued around the nipple only
[Shazzzz] lol ok
[hawkslut] thing that goes over nipple ...look at barrel girl pic
[Cecilia] ....usually with a tassel on the end
[Shazzzz] just like to know what i am sucking
[hawkslut] lol
[Cecilia] lmao
[YodaGomez] lmao
[Shazzzz] hehe
[Shawnie] or look at typoqueens pic
[Shawnie] hahaha
[Shazzzz] lmao yep gotcha
[Shawnie] her pasties have tassels
[Shawnie] hahahah
* hawkslut feels collar tightening
[Cecilia] don't forget the pole...we need some pole action hawkslut
[Shazzzz] i must have missed my vegas dancing class at school :)
[hawkslut] i have just done the best gymnastic routine ever on the pole!!!!
[hawkslut] wd mistress
[Cecilia] ty slave
[hawkslut] (suck job)
[Shazzzz] `8ball has there ever been a better pole dance in here?
[GameOP] 8ball: has there ever been a better pole dance in here??? You wish.!!
[Cecilia] lol
[Shazzzz] lmao
[hawkslut] lol
[Cecilia] lmao
* hawkslut climbs back up to the top of the pole and as a dazzling finale.....
[Cecilia] I still see clothes on you hawkslut
[Shazzzz] lol dazzle us
[hawkslut] lays back horizontal.........
[hawkslut] what?
* Cecilia applauds like crazy
* Cecilia waves a $10
[Shazzzz] generous Cecilia that is $15 over here :)
* hawkslut tucks pole firmly between legs and then starts to spin very very fast....arms and legs outstrecthed
[hawkslut] horizontal.......
[Shazzzz] wow how do you do that lol?
[hawkslut] spinning...
[Cecilia] wow
[hawkslut] slowly dropping.....
* hawkslut hopes wig stays on
* Shazzzz watches rug burn build up on ya thighs
* Cecilia thinks that hawkslut could double as the ventilation system if necessary
[hawkslut] lolol
[Shazzzz] lmao
[hawkslut] da dah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Cecilia waves her money
* Shazzzz claps and cheers
* hawkslut takes cash and runs into changing room looking for his day clothes
* Shawnie applauds!!!
* Cecilia hoots and hollars
* hawkslut comes back out and curtsies
[hawkslut] well sorta bends over....
* Shazzzz grabs ya and plants a huge snog onya
[hawkslut] forwards that is
* Cecilia stands in back of hawkslut to check out the curtsying ass
[Shawnie] lol see . .. someone not so sluttish would have put on robe on before taking an encore!!
[Shazzzz] hahaha
[Cecilia] lol
* hawkslut runs back into change room and wonders if he can turn curtain into a shirt and shorts
[hawkslut] there wasnt a robe there!!!!
[Shazzzz] `8ball so is hawks the mega tart or what?
[GameOP] 8ball: so is hawks the mega tart or what??? Only one question please!!
* Cecilia has removed all clothign from the changing roo
[Cecilia] romo
[hawkslut] ohoh!
[Shazzzz] `8ball so is hawks the mega tart?
[16:34:37]
[GameOP] 8ball: so is hawks the mega tart??? It would take a disturbed person to even ask.!!
[Shazzzz] lmaooooo
* hawkslut turns off the lights and tries to escape naked down the corridor
[Shawnie] hahahha
[Cecilia] I believe our clients are ready for another drink...I have a tray ready for you to serve them...this time...Shazzzz needs a lap dance
[hawkslut] naked?
[Shazzzz] lol @ clients
[Cecilia] I'm afraid so
[Shazzzz] lol
[hawkslut] YOU"RE afriad!
[Shazzzz] i have a strong heart i can take it
[Cecilia] I think YodaGomez does
[Shazzzz] heheh
[Cecilia] seems like a strong dude
[Cecilia] good heart and all
[Shazzzz] yep
[Shazzzz] lol
* Cecilia waits for her pm to light up
[Shazzzz] lmao
[YodaGomez] lol.....am a strong dude alright....
[hawkslut] can i have my clothes back PLEASE!!!!
[YodaGomez] another jacks pls!!!!
* hawkslut begs
[Shawnie] i think hawkslut needs to lapdance YodaGomez
* Cecilia takes pity on hawkslut...and hands him his glittery g-string
[YodaGomez] wooooooooooohooooooooooooooooo
[Shazzzz] does it have feathers too?
* YodaGomez pats his lap :P
* hawkslut gags shon in case she has any other bright ideas
[Shawnie] lol
[Cecilia] pssssst...shazzzzzz...i'm afraid those aren't feathers...he just can't shave worth shit
* hawkslut puts thong back on and does a cartwheel into shazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's lap
[Shazzzz] lmaoooooo
[Shazzzz] woooooot!
* Shazzzz wiggles
* hawkslut bounces up and down vigorously
[Shazzzz] and grabs $5 notes to stuff in places unseen
* hawkslut checks bandaid on bitten off nipple
[Shazzzz] hahah
[Loftbot] YES, hawkslut!!! got the answer -] sweden
[- in 10.435 secs, and gets 45000 Points
[16:37:49]
[Loftbot] hawkslut has won 1 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 45492 & this MONTH: 45492
[Shazzzz] omg that should be a penalty
[hawkslut] go the slut!!!!
[Shazzzz] he got a mega
[Eddie51] almond
[Shawnie] hahahah
* Cecilia notices hawkslut wrote "kiss my owie" on the bandaid
* hawkslut adds tiara to costume
[Shazzzz] lmaoooo
[Cecilia] he answered another one
[Cecilia] 15 more minutes!!!
[YodaGomez] and it was a mega....
* Shazzzz signs up hawkslut for the italian soccer team
* hawkslut cant resist megas its an addiction!!!!
[Cecilia] omg a 1/2 hour then!
[hawkslut] noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[YodaGomez] hehehehehehe
[hawkslut] then i still owe you an hour!!!!
[Cecilia] *grins*
* Shawnie suggests hawks types /ignore loftbot while he is in slave mode
[Shazzzz] lol
[hawkslut] lolol
[hawkslut] very good idea
[Cecilia] sucks to be bullheaded, doesn't it?
[Shazzzz] that is a great idean Shawnie he cant help himself :)
[hawkslut] will that stop me seeing qs?
[Shawnie] yes it will hawksw
[Shazzzz] yes hawkslut
* hawkslut gyrates on shazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzes lap
[hawkslut] awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
* Shazzzz hands wander slowly
[Shawnie] if you have turned ignore on .. you will need to type /ignore -rs loftbot .. to remove it
* Shazzzz stuffs a few notes in strategic places
[hawkslut] ta shon
* hawkslut turns around on shazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs lap and gyrates in the opposite direction......
[Cecilia] whoohoooo
[Shazzzz] hey there are 24 hairs left, can i have one as a souvenier of this moment?
[Cecilia] bite his ass Shazzzz!!!
[Cecilia] lol
[Shazzzz] lmao
[hawkslut] then gracefully rolls forward and off...standing to attention......
* Cecilia notices that something else is also standing at attention
* Shazzzz grabs his tight arse and stuffs another note soemwhere
[hawkslut] i make more money doing this than my day job
[Shazzzz] lmOOOOOOOOOO
* hawkslut looks at clock....
[Cecilia] you can owe me the other 45 minutes another time
[Shazzzz] man i am thirsty
[Shazzzz] is it mojito time Cecilia ?
[YodaGomez] so am I Shazzzz :P
[Cecilia] yep...mixing them up now
[Shazzzz] excellent hon
[Cecilia] hawkslut...time for another round...mojitos this time
[Shazzzz] and dont forget the tassle swirling
* hawkslut looks at outfit...do i get paid double for doing topless?
[Cecilia] no...you get more tips
[Shazzzz] sactly :)
[Cecilia] I'm setting up the next show...you serve our guests
[Shazzzz] but topless doesnt count for men :)
[hawkslut] the next show?
[Shazzzz] lol
[hawkslut] WHAT NEXT SHOW!!!!!
[Shazzzz] now he's worried
* hawkslut hands round the drinks to all and has several himself......
* hawkslut feels collar tightening
* Cecilia tugs it a bit
[hawkslut] lol
[Cecilia] hurry it up...the next set is almost erected
* hawkslut finishes servig margaritas
[Cecilia] you're serving mojitos
[Cecilia] lol
[hawkslut] them too!!!
* hawkslut is dwunk now
* Cecilia needs some volunteers from the audience!!!!!!
[Shazzzz] i am game
[Cecilia] thank you for volunterring Shazzzz
[Cecilia] how about Shawnie....
* hawkslut has gagged her she cant answer
[Cecilia] okies....I'll be right with you...enjoy your drink
[Shazzzz] hah
* Cecilia grabs hawkslut...ungags Shawnie...and drags hawkslut back to the dressing room
[Shazzzz] am i in charge now temporarily ?
[Shazzzz] lol
[hawkslut] oooooooooooooooooooooooof!
* Cecilia hands hawkslut his "Little Bo Peep" outfit
[Cecilia] ...sans panties
[Shazzzz] hahahaha
[hawkslut] the one in jawannas pic?
[Shazzzz] swinging free hey?
[Cecilia] ...just a little g-string with an appropriately place ruffle
[hawkslut] omfg!!!!
* Shazzzz grabs pink eye shadow and nail polish
[Cecilia] ...in the meantime...*hands Shawnie and Shazzzz some sheep fleece costumes*
[Shazzzz] hahah
* Shazzzz dons one
* Shawnie looks for the velcro
* hawkslut looks at outfit in disbelief!
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* Cecilia notices that hawkslut looks a bit like ja_wannas pic
[hawkslut] its three sizes too small and white!!!!!!!!
[Cecilia] lmaoooooooooo
* Cecilia sinches up the laces
[Shawnie] lolol
[Cecilia] ...puts her foot on your ass and pullllllllllllllllllllllllllllls
* hawkslut talks in a very high falsetto
[Shazzzz] hehe
[Cecilia] sounds normal to me *ducks*
* hawkslut swings crook at you...but it slips thru the gloves
* hawkslut wants revenge now....
* hawkslut practices docking sheep
* Cecilia warns you that crooks can become enemas rather quickly
* hawkslut behaves
* Cecilia readies the music
* Shazzzz wiggles in anticipation
* hawkslut sings mary had a lil lamb
[Cecilia] .....starts out with "Lonley Goatherd" from The Sound of Music
* hawkslut puts collars on the sheep and leads them to a ram called YodaGomez...here mate mount these...
[Shazzzz] lol
[Cecilia] ....turning into "Shake your Groove Thing"
[Shazzzz] lmaoooo
[YodaGomez] brb...
[Cecilia] ooooooooooooo...no no no
* hawkslut ties shazzz and shon to the fence....
[Shazzzz] hahah
* hawkslut ushers yoda into the pen...
[Cecilia] THIS Bo Peep is into her sheep...um....literally
* Shazzzz chews through the rope and butts ya
[Shawnie] ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
* hawkslut gets their lil tails wagging and watches yoda do his stuff
[Cecilia] you have to dance for your ewes
[Cecilia] ...and THEY get the crooks
* Shazzzz claps her lil hooves
[hawkslut] thers only 199,998 sheep to go yoda...take your time.....
[hawkslut] i have to dance for the sheep?
[Cecilia] ladies...poke him good if he goes astray
[hawkslut] bo peep is in charge!!!!
[Shazzzz] lol
[Cecilia] yep...this is "Revenge of the Sheep" dance
[Shazzzz] hahaha
[Shazzzz] Cecilia you are amazing and very odd :)
[Cecilia] lol
[Cecilia] thankyouverymuch
* hawkslut jumps up on the fence...they will ruin my nice white outfit....!!!!!
[Cecilia] I'm winging it..lmao
[Shazzzz] i love it lol
[Loftbot] hawkslut has won 1 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 95492 & this MONTH: 95492
[Shazzzz] god dammit hawkslut!
[hawkslut] gawd hawkslut will be top 10 at this rate
[Cecilia] don't forget...you're a dirty hawkslut
* hawkslut looks at his pic again....i reckon i use OMO!!!!
* Cecilia turns on the music
[Cecilia] into of Lonely Goatherd
[Cecilia] intro
[Shazzzz] hahah
* hawkslut gyrates from the safetry of the ramp at the top of the pen and teases the sheep with her crook....
[Shazzzz] lmao
* Shawnie thinks if hawks cant display some form of self restraint she will have to put HIM on ignore in the bot during future bets
[hawkslut] look they like it they have rolled onto their backs....
* Shazzzz grabs ya crook and pulls you into the pen, and rubs lanolin on ya
[Cecilia] roflmao
[oldgirl47] rofl
* hawkslut thinks he is damn lucky m45 aint here!!!
* Cecilia hands clippers to the two sheep...shear him ladies
[Shawnie] lol
[Shazzzz] you are lucky :)
[Shawnie] very
[hawkslut] shear?
* Shazzzz buzzes away whilest Shawnie holds him upside down
[Cecilia] um...but watch out for that hangy-downy thing
[Cecilia] he may need that
[hawkslut] how much more restrained could i be...i have a collar on!!!!
* Shawnie throws him over
[hawkslut] waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[Shazzzz] we can do this quick hey Shawnie
[Shawnie] i dun see a collar hawks
[Shazzzz] like proper shearers :)
* hawkslut checks pic again....must have come off
[Shawnie] just a nick ..oohhh nick .. wrong turn of phrase as we shave down there hey
[Shazzzz] done! throws the fleece on the table
[hawkslut] youch!!!!
[Cecilia] those two things that look like kiwi fruit sitting under a sasuage needs to stay
[Cecilia] everything else can go
* hawkslut shivers getting cold......
[Shawnie] and the sausage?
[hawkslut] nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[Cecilia] we'll leave that too
* hawkslut breathes sigh of relief
[Shazzzz] i detoured around the salami :)
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[Shazzzz] lmao
[Cecilia] lmaooooooooo
[Shazzzz] whats going on
* hawkslut waits
[Cecilia] ROFLMAO
* Cecilia hands the freshly sheared hawkslut a robe...and permits him to change his nick back...nice job
[hawkslut] whew :)
[Shazzzz] lol
[Cecilia] but you still owe me 30 minutes for insubordination
* hawkslut is now known as hawksfan
[Shazzzz] absolutely, and did you fine him for all those triv answers too Cecilia ?
* hawksfan acknowledges 30 mins but u owe me an hour first...
[Cecilia] that is with the fine
[Shazzzz] good o :)
[hawksfan] fine?
[hawksfan] dun worrry shazz she will give it back as my slave and become permaslave :))
[hawksfan] i wont have to pay :))
[Cecilia] lmao @ permaslave...you wish