[hawksfan] hey shon wanna another bet...
[Shawnie] no way!!! molik has it .. and no way would i back davenport
[hawksfan] ill take davenport...lol
[Shawnie] you what??
[hawksfan] shes a champion and they dont lie down
[Shawnie] lmao!!
[hawksfan] same bet?
[hawksfan] i forgot yr collar last time...lol
[Meag30] oh what i mis
[Shawnie] c'mon molik .. win me a channel slave
[Meag30] whats the bet
[Shawnie] lol
[Shawnie] molik is gonna win this match
[hawksfan] twas funny meag...
[Meag30] u gonna nudie run hawks
[hawksfan] wench here was my channel slave for 30 minutes....lol
[Meag30] hehe
[Shawnie] lmao
[hawksfan] which she did very well to be fair...
[Meag30] what did u have her do
[hawksfan] but i forgot a few things cos i was pissed...
* Shawnie bobs a curtsey .. thakies sirs
[hawksfan] davenport coming back...lol
[Shawnie] in ya dreams
[hawksfan] ill tell ya in a tick meags
[hawksfan] lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Meag30] ok
[hawksfan] bugga
[Shawnie] ladies .. please be prepared to remove your shoes .. and i hope you havent showered today ;)
[hawksfan] nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[jaks] lol
[Shawnie] take that!!
[hawksfan] ohoh...
* hawksfan bites nails
[Shawnie] robbed!!
[Shawnie] you have gone quiet hawk
[hawksfan] ive got mixed emotions now...
[Shawnie] lol
[jaks] lol
[Meag30] poor hawks
[hawksfan] i want molik to win...
[hawksfan] but i dont..wanna lose...lol
[Shawnie] go on .. admit it .. you wanna be my slave
* Shawnie holds her breathe
[hawksfan] no u r so good at it...lol
[Shawnie] omg
* hawksfan starts to think about options..
[Shawnie] she will break back
[hawksfan] u wish!
[brandiii] fffffffffffffffffffffffffffkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
[Shawnie] duchess!!!!
[hawksfan] BRANDIIIIII
[Shawnie] im shocked
[jaks] lol
[hawksfan] wash yr mouth out...
[Shawnie] lol
[Shawnie] c'mon molik!!!!!!
* hawksfan ladies prepare to take off yr shoes...
* Shawnie glares at hawks
[brandiii] royalty is allowed shon !!!!
[hawksfan] and i hope u aint showered today...lol
[Shawnie] lmao .. sure sure
[Shawnie] aww get ya own lines mr
[hawksfan] lmao
[brandiii] so there
* hawksfan gulps
[brandiii] yeaaaaaaaa
[Shawnie] c'mon!!!
[Shawnie] woohoo!!
[brandiii] yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[hawksfan] oh shit!!!!!1111
[Meag30] advantage molik
[hawksfan] put yr shoes back on...
[Shawnie] grr
[hawksfan] lol
[brandiii] yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[hawksfan] tis veryy funny..
[hawksfan] is anybody answering qs..lol
* brandiii gets the hugh mustard can out and dumps it all on hawks tongue
[Shawnie] omg
[Meag30] deuce
[hawksfan] cmon alicia..........................
[brandiii] yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[brandiii] brb
[hawksfan] i really dont want her to lose!!!1
[Shawnie] cmon alicia !!!!
[Shawnie] cmon alicia !!!!
[Shawnie] fffffffffffffffffffffffffffkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
[Meag30] oh oh
[hawksfan] she ws ripped off in her service game...grrrrrrrrrrrr
[Shawnie] yeah
[Shawnie] robbed!!!
* Shawnie sighs
[hawksfan] oh well this will be some consolation...
[brandiii] bugga
[hawksfan] lol
[hawksfan] getting to be a habit shon...lol
* Shawnie glares at hawk
[brandiii] oh well
[hawksfan] k...
[brandiii] awww ripped off too
[hawksfan] k...
[brandiii] whats a habit hawks
[hawksfan] different outfit...
[hawksfan] hangon...
* hawksfan hands over a barrel girl outfit to shon....
[Shawnie] ohh good grief
* Shawnie puts on the barrel and struggles with the straps holding it over her shoulders
[hawksfan] pink bikini set with lotsa tassels...
[hawksfan] no barrel...lol
[Shawnie] pink??
[brandiii] geeeze
[hawksfan] pink feather headress...
[hawksfan] ostrich feathers...
[hawksfan] PINK!!!
[hawksfan] light pale pink...lol
[Shawnie] you have to be freaking kidding!!
[hawksfan] spangly pink stockings...and vert high heels...
[hawksfan] very*
[Shawnie] ya trying to break my neck while ya at it?
[hawksfan] long pink gloves (borrowed from brandiiii) up to armpits...
[Shawnie] i feel like something from Les Girls
[hawksfan] now go change and be bloody quick about it...no dawdling this time....
[Meag30] i leave the room for 3 mins and look wht happens
* Shawnie mutters under her breath as she walks off with the tackiest bloody outfit he could think of
[hawksfan] now ladies...drinks orders please time is of the essence...lol
* Shawnie totters back into the room and strikes a pose with her best marilyn monroe smile on her face
[hawksfan] beautiful...
[hawksfan] now before u take drinks shon...i need a new name and a collar...
* Shawnie starts to sing .. happpy .. birth ... day ... to .. you .. ooohhh wrong bet
[Shawnie] sorry
[hawksfan] lol
[Shawnie] hiya neese
[hawksfan] um...
[hawksfan] oh hell shawnie will do with a collar round h for hawks...
[Shawnie] omg!!!!!
[hawksfan] quick quick..
* Shawnie is now known as s{H}awnie
[s{H}awnie] you are gonna pay for this
[hawksfan] lmao
[hawksfan] u said that last time
* s{H}awnie totters round the room on these ridiculously high heels and asks the ladies for their drink orders
[hawksfan] dont forget to kiss their feet as u take their order thx...lol
* Meag30 will have a water please
[hawksfan] lol
* s{H}awnie bends and kisses meags feet as she hands her a glass of water .. lots of ice
[Meag30] thanks
[s{H}awnie] jaks?
[s{H}awnie] brandiiii?
[s{H}awnie] neese???
[s{H}awnie] flutterbye?
[hawksfan] let me know if u aint satisfied meag cos lol
[Meag30] nope all good hawks
[s{H}awnie] fanks meag
[hawksfan] gawd u r getting off light shon..
[s{H}awnie] yeppers .. :)
[hawksfan] ok...
[hawksfan] ill have a scotch on the rocks thanks
[Meag30] gotta stick together huh
[hawksfan] lol
* s{H}awnie does a flourish and strikes a pose as she holds the scotch on the rocks out to hawks, pointing at it with her other hand in true barrel girl style
[hawksfan] lmao
[hawksfan] thx slave...extends feet to be kissed...
[s{H}awnie] (did you go for a run this morning)
[s{H}awnie] lol
[hawksfan] no...lol
[hawksfan] cmon....speed it up...lol
* s{H}awnie takes a deep breath and leans down to kiss his feet .. barely
[neese] yukkkkkkk
[hawksfan] not good enuff..do it again...
* s{H}awnie glares at hawks and mutters under her breath as she kisses them
* neese picks s{H}awnie up off the floor after she passes out
[hawksfan] not up to scratcjh this time and u will suck a toe
[s{H}awnie] aawww fanks neese
[neese] wd
[s{H}awnie] hawks ya ass!!!
[hawksfan] lmao
[hawksfan] lol
* s{H}awnie takes a good look at his toes .. and picks the least disgusting looking nail
[neese] ewwwwwwwwww
* s{H}awnie shudders
[s{H}awnie] neese can i get you a drink?
[hawksfan] nope too late...
[neese] thanks s{H}awnie .. i'll have an orange juice
[s{H}awnie] lmao
* s{H}awnie pokes her tongue out at her master and hands neese an oj cos at least neese was kind to me
* hawksfan ......ok....takes shons hand and walks her out onto the stage...
[neese] thanks s{H}awnie :)
[s{H}awnie] stage?
[hawksfan] where there stands a big wheel....
* s{H}awnie strikes her now famous pose and displays the wheel
* neese walks right alongside s{H}awnie in case she needs protection
[hawksfan] strapping s{h}awnie to the wheel....
[s{H}awnie] wtf!!!
[neese] lol
[hawksfan] she is spreadeagled on the wheel....in a star pose....
[s{H}awnie] omg!!
[hawksfan] and now the wheel is set spinning......
* neese stops the wheel and unties s{H}awnie
[hawksfan] while hawksfan goes back 10 paces and pulls out a selection of knives and axes....
* hawksfan clicks fingers and restores order...
* s{H}awnie feels her head being knocked around by the bloody long feathers hitting the floor on each rotation
[hawksfan] lol
[hawksfan] very funny...shon...
[hawksfan] now .......
[hawksfan] meags...do you wanna blindfold me...
[s{H}awnie] nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[s{H}awnie] lmao
[Meag30] ummmmmmmmmm
[hawksfan] lol
[Meag30] hang on gotta scrol back
[Meag30] oh geez shawnie
* s{H}awnie thinks maybe i shouldnt have had that kfc burger all this spinning is making me puke
* hawksfan practices while he waits for meags and throwss a long wicked knife into the wheel inches from shons thigh...
[Meag30] make sure u throw up on hawks
[hawksfan] ol
[hawksfan] lol
[hawksfan] well meags its to easy if i can see
* Meag30 blindfolds hawks (but its see thrugh shawnie)
[hawksfan] lol
[s{H}awnie] yikes!!!!
* hawksfan pulls out HUGE axe....
[Meag30] any last words shawnie??
[s{H}awnie] bless me father for i have sinned
[hawksfan] u gotta yell out shon so i know where ur mouth is....
[hawksfan] lmao
[Meag30] hale mary full of grace
[hawksfan] rofl
[hawksfan] yell...
[s{H}awnie] HAWKS YA BASTID!!!!
[hawksfan] roflmao
[Meag30] haha
* hawksfan throws axe with full force.......
[hawksfan] thuds into wheel.....slicing thru some feathers near shons head...
[hawksfan] tada
* hawksfan bows...
[s{H}awnie] omg!!!
[s{H}awnie] help me brandiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[hawksfan] shes deserted u couldnt bear to watch...lol
[brandiii] sheeeeesh
[hawksfan] lol
[hawksfan] ok for my next stunt...
[brandiii] why ya need help shon ?
[hawksfan] i will throw backward thru my legs....
[s{H}awnie] no hawks .. please no .... dun do it!!!!
[hawksfan] it wont hurt shon...
[brandiii] you misbehaving hawks ?
* s{H}awnie closes her eyes and yellsss ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[hawksfan] as long as it doesnt nick my balls on the way thru....
* hawksfan hurls knife.....
[hawksfan] thud
* brandiii gets out her bow and arrow and takes aim at the hawk
[hawksfan] into the wheel...
[s{H}awnie] lmao
[brandiii] you dancing shon ?
[brandiii] brb
[hawksfan] just inside the left thigh....
* s{H}awnie opens one eye to take a peek how close
[hawksfan] my how time flies when u r having fun....lool
[hawksfan] ok...for the finale....
[s{H}awnie] he has me spread eagled on a spinning wheel and throwing knives and axes and stuff at me brandiii
* hawksfan strokes his long zappatta moustache......lol
[s{H}awnie] lmao!!
[s{H}awnie] do you have the black cape and top hat as well mutley?
* hawksfan walks over and places a cigarette in s{h}awnies mouth
[hawksfan] and lights it...
[s{H}awnie] dammm i needed that .. thanks :))
[hawksfan] then respins the wheeel.......
[s{H}awnie] oohh god .. there goes the works zinger burger
[hawksfan] lol
* hawksfan pulls out the most wicked looking curved sabre.........
[s{H}awnie] noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[hawksfan] hefting it in his hand checking for balance....
[hawksfan] 'still blindfolded.....
[hawksfan] yell shon...
[hawksfan] quick!!!!!!
[hawksfan] oh well he just throws....
[hawksfan] time slows as the sabre cartwheels thru the air.........
[hawksfan] spinning...
[hawksfan] slicing the end of the ciggie off and thudding into the wood.....
* hawksfan unties shon...
[hawksfan] bows to thuderous applause from the crowd....
[hawksfan] exit stage right...
* jaks hands shawnie a lighter to relight the remainder of the ciggie
[hawksfan] lol
[hawksfan] she;'ll need it...
* s{H}awnie recovers from the dead feint and checks to see if i am still alive
[jaks] reckon she may need it
[hawksfan] times up ...
[hawksfan] lol
* s{H}awnie is now known as Shawnie
* Shawnie is on IRC
[hawksfan] unless u wanna extend?
[Shawnie] no way!!!
[hawksfan] lol
[Shawnie] and once again . .. i repeat .. pay backs are a bitch hawk
[jaks] lol
* hawksfan decides he is never ever ever gonna bet again.......lol
[Shawnie] i will get ya
[Shawnie] you wait
[jaks] lol
[hawksfan] 2-0...lol