<+wakkytbakky> would it be tacky to get my gf a vibrator for xmas?
<+Pinksta> no wakky
<+wakkytbakky> lmao
<+Lucyfur> if it was me wakkytbakky i'd be uber excited
<+Shazzzz> lol wakkytbakky ! no
<+Pinksta> hang on are u no good in bed wakky?
<+Lucyfur> lol Pinksta
<+wakkytbakky> she said she wanted 1...lol
<+Lucyfur> trust me wakkytbakky..it's a good thing!!
<+Shazzzz> you have to help her use it tho oops tmi lolllll
<+Pinksta> ask shazzzzzzzzzzzz what kind to get
<+wakkytbakky> i am wondering what kind to get
<+Pinksta> the girsl will know
<+Shazzzz> you have come to the right place
<+Shazzzz> too bad cecilia isnt here :P
<+Lucyfur> ooh ooh
<+Farquedifikno> One that's shaped like a dick always helps*
+Lucyfur rubs her hands together
<+Pinksta> cecilia will know too
<+Lucyfur> you'll have to spend a good 150 to 200 bux though
<+Pinksta> just get her a cucumber then
<+Pinksta> 2 bucks
<+wakkytbakky> really? damn...lmao
<+Lucyfur> lolol
<+metacomet> shit that sounds dear, over here we can get them at $2 shop eh pinksta
<+Lucyfur> carrots are good too :P
<+metacomet> told ya!
<+Farquedifikno> There is a sex toy megastore in Canberra, they have heaps of stuff
<+metacomet> some kind of massager things u can use i reckon!
<+Pinksta> a 2 dollar one would probably be full of stds
<+metacomet> hahahahah
<+Lucyfur> ya know the ones with the clit tickler and the beads inside and the head goes round and round and the beads go round and round and before she knows it she'll be screaming for you to stop!!!
<+Cecilia> `kick Shazzzz I saw that comment
<+Shazzzz> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+Cecilia looks at Pinksta...did ya ever get autorejoin?
<+Pinksta> hahaha Cecilia sees all but its so true Cecilia
<+Pinksta> nope Cecilia
<+Cecilia> dammit
<+Cecilia> lolol
<+Pinksta> and its TRUE SO dont kick me or i wont share my toys
<+Cecilia> ok...who needs a lesson in dildology?
<+guardian> not me<+guardian> i have a degree
<+Pinksta> wakkytbakky does but so do i and metacomet*
+metacomet sticks his er hand up
<+metacomet> ok guardian can be da tutor!
<+wakkytbakky> what would yu recommend doctor?*
+Cecilia grabs some AA batteries...puts her arm around metacomet's shoulders...and explains the ins & outs (pun intended) of dildos
<+metacomet> hahahahha
<+TrevorT> what a buzz Cecilia*
+metacomet listens attentively trying to concentrate on the words and not the bewbies
<+Cecilia> lmaooooooooooo
+Farquedifikno takes the home brand batteries off Cec and hands her some Duracells (don't wanna die on the vinegar stroke ya know)
<+Cecilia> ROFLMAO Farquedifikno
* +Cecilia smiles...hands the Duracells back to Farquedifikno and whirls out the 7 horsepower generator
<+Pinksta> vinegar stroke?
<+Farquedifikno> err thats when the fluids start flowin Pinksta.... or just before
* +Cecilia puts a foot on the generator...gives the cord a yank (watches metacomet drool during this part) and starts the engine
* +metacomet notes need to buy.... generator, engine, $250+ worth of sex toys, hmmm i better take some overtime
<+Pinksta> lol metacomet but just go to veggie world
<+metacomet> chur ya reckon she wont mind?
<+Pinksta> i think shed prefer the real thing tho
<+Cecilia> I dunno Pinksta...sometime the toy whilst having the real thing works well too ;)
<+Pinksta> and the best thing they cant talk Cecilia
<+Farquedifikno> ya can get ones with audio that say things like "ohhhh cum baby!! I wanna do the dishes for ya, yes, Yes, YEEEEESSSS"
<+Cecilia> dildo...vibrator...simonize your car....
<+Shazzzz> mow your lawn?
<+Pinksta> mow your lawn?
<+Cecilia> from what I hear about yours....they've already weed whacked it *ducks*
<+Shazzzz> omfg ruggerz had his weed eater after me ! that bastid !
<+Pinksta> that bad huh shazzzzzz?
<+Cecilia> omfg...they've got wireless remote dildos now
<+Cecilia> can you imagine...hubby watching the football game and tending to his wife at the same time
<+TrevorT> yes!!!! i can
<+Cecilia> ....all within the confines of his barcolounger
<+Pinksta> dont they do that already?
* +Cecilia suppose it depends on the hubby and whether hubby can chubby