Joins: UFO^pilot
<+Shazzzz> UFO^pilot !
<+UFO^pilot> i greet you humans
<+UFO^pilot> i greet you Shazzzz
* +Shazzzz sucks your fingers on behalf of earth
* +UFO^pilot quivers
<+FairyPrincess> it has fingers??
<+Shazzzz> yes!
<+Shazzzz> check its bio :)
<+UFO^pilot> im not an it !!!
<+Cori-Jade> lol
<+Cori-Jade> it
<+Cori-Jade> hahaa
<+UFO^pilot> hi Cori-Jade
<+Cori-Jade> heya UFO^pilot :)
<+Shazzzz> UFO^pilot is a cute lil alien :)
<+UFO^pilot> 8)
<+FairyPrincess> omg just checked the bio Shazzzz!!!!!
<+UFO^pilot> i greet u moonbuggy
<+UFO^pilot> i greet you m45
<+m45> omfg UFO dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<+UFO^pilot> lolololol
<+m45> ufo and a moonbuggy at the same time... there must be a conflict there somewhere...
<+UFO^pilot> ur sign is overgrown m45
<+UFO^pilot> i been searching for it
<+m45> my tummy button still hurts btw UFO dude!! :)
<+UFO^pilot> really ????
<+UFO^pilot> we might need to pick u up again
<+UFO^pilot> it should only hurt for 6 months
<+Shazzzz> lmao
<+m45> lol dang it... my "welcome aliens" sign brought more pain than i had expected:)
<+UFO^pilot> have u been washing it ? it might just be belly button fluff rash
<+Shazzzz> hahaha
<+m45> lol
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fluff rash
<+UFO^pilot> is it blue ???
<+m45> blue yes... wif a series of teeny scratches around it... and feels like
something is there that wun there before ??? !!!
<+Shazzzz> run a geiger counter over it m45
<+UFO^pilot> well yes we added something..
<+m45> LOL DANG IT .. i knew it
<+UFO^pilot> instead of us picking u up ....
<+UFO^pilot> the blue fluff is actually toxic
<+UFO^pilot> we recommend you get a blowtorch
<+m45> LOL
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<+Shazzzz> lmao
<+UFO^pilot> and burn it off ... u may use a scaper too
+Shazzzz> good thing my vacuum has a blue fluff filter
<+m45> lol about blowtorch ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<+UFO^pilot> that will get your belly button nice and sterile
<+UFO^pilot> saves us coming down and doing it
<+Shazzzz> UFO^pilot gives new meaning to the term 'flying doctors'
<+m45> only one thingo worse than belly button lint..... matted down black back hairs...
<+UFO^pilot> hehee
<+FairyPrincess> ewwwwww
<+m45> UFO pilot went all quiet... must be doun alien cyber...... suction cup fingies...
<+Shazzzz> maybe he is ebaying for blue lint
<+m45> what would a pound of blue lint fetch on cassiopia??
<+Shazzzz> lol you can trade it for cheese there i think
<+m45> lol... blue cheese???... i KNEW that stuff came from sumfin nasty
<+m45> nakie jogging i wanna watch... UFO could you beam me to their land???
<+UFO^pilot> u wanna a lift to Oz m45 ?
<+m45> yes please UFO..... if please ho probing is included in the package price....
<+UFO^pilot> u had your innoculations?
<+m45> yes innoculated well here....
<+UFO^pilot> u had your haircut ?
<+m45> lol yup haircut..... shouldnt catch on fire..
<+UFO^pilot> u got on deoderant ?
<+m45> yes old spice....
<+UFO^pilot> sorry deoderant will confuse the navigation equipment no can do
<+m45> LOL DAMN IT !!!!!!!!!!!
<+Shazzzz> omg sensitive navagation puter UFO^pilot !
<+UFO^pilot> u shouldnt hide your man pheramones with deoderant
<+Shazzzz> lmfao
<+FairyPrincess> yes u should
<+m45> LOL
<+m45> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man smell :)
<+UFO^pilot> and u ladies who shave under your arms !!! grow your hair..
it holds your female pheromones
<+FairyPrincess> no!!!
<+Shazzzz> lmfao no way
<+Shazzzz> i aint french
<+UFO^pilot> u are human!
<+FairyPrincess> my female pheremones are private :P
<+m45> lol
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww armpit hair....
<+m45> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm privates...
+FairyPrincess gags m45
<+UFO^pilot> u have been brainwashed by the chemical manufacturers go natural !!
<+Cori-Jade> why on earth would i want to not shave my armpits!!
<+UFO^pilot> because your hair helps to hold in your female pheromones
<+Cori-Jade> lmao
<+EmoKilledTheKid> u dont shave ur armpits ?
<+Shazzzz> my sister doesnt
<+EmoKilledTheKid> i can just imagine the beaver
<+EmoKilledTheKid> -gulp-
<+Cori-Jade> lmao
<+UFO^pilot> if you dont have hair ... they just fall on the ground
<+FairyPrincess> what falls????
<+Shazzzz> pheremones
<+Cori-Jade> god my sister goes one day without shaving her armpits and calls herself a zulu woman
<+Shazzzz> lmfao Cori-Jade
<+EmoKilledTheKid> thats friggen funny
* +FairyPrincess picks up her pheremones
<+UFO^pilot> stick them back on your arm hair
<+FairyPrincess> lol
<+UFO^pilot> thats where they belong
<+EmoKilledTheKid> i showed a friend about ur sister statement
and they said is she greek and does she need her back shaved
<+Cori-Jade> lmao
<+Cori-Jade> we aren't greek!
<+Cori-Jade> we're italian
<+EmoKilledTheKid> LOL
<+m45> back hair... ewwwwwwwwwwww *end of fem leg shaving fantasy*
<+iRviNe> did i hear beaver talk?
<+UFO^pilot> right i need to go and wind up the engines bye bye humans
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<+Shazzzz> cyaaaaaaaaaaaa UFO^pilot !
<+iRviNe> cya alien!!!!!
<+FairyPrincess> cya UFO^pilot
<+EmoKilledTheKid> byes
<+m45> omg ufo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! take bestest care!!!
<+UFO^pilot> GROW YOUR HAIR HUMAN WOMEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<+m45> long live all aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<+Shazzzz> lmfao
<+Cori-Jade> NO I WILL NOT!
<+iRviNe> lmao
<+Shazzzz> i might have to long quote that