The Story of a Sex Guru…….

It’s summer, end of August 2006 where I'm going for my walks through the
neighbourhood where I speak to some of my neighbours. Caramel, always friendly asking
me how I am doing but this time she had a blush on her face and she asked me
the delicate question: Rob, would you like to join my party 3rd November? So I smile big
and say…..Tupperware?? Nothing wrong with a good lunchbox ay?
She looks at me she says no, a Kama Sutra party. Sesame open I thought, why me?
Keeping in mind that I have an image to take care of I said sure but only if I'm not the only
guy cuz I don’t wanna be the target for the ladies there.
She assured me that her hubby would be there to support me.

I actually forgot about it till the moment Shazzzz answered a trivia q with the answer
Tupperware………ohhh shit that embarassing moment came back to me
so I shared it with the channel.

Yesterday the 3th already and to be honest I forgot that the party was going on that evening
. Lucky for me (or not) Shazzzz again asked me when that party was due…….
geez it was that night and I said I think I was going to use an excuse.
Well never go for that discussion with the #trivialoft evil ones……..go! go! and make
pictures!! Geez one of my talents….making pics NOT!

The moment had come to go to Caramel's, as ordered by Shawnie and Shazzzz, blue
tight jeans and t-shirt tucked in…..i added a sweater but took that off real soon ;)
I'm in the hall and already hear the ladies talking about BOB…..me hates bob but ok lets not
go there:P I go in and the ladies welcome me with a huge smile on their
faces and introduce themselves.
Anthony asked, coffee Rob? Never ask an addict, surrrre make me one. Would you like a
cookie with the name dunking dickies or a chocolate? I look at the plate and think…..Im NOT
going to eat cock cookies or jelly for that matter. Anthony quickly breaks the dick
from the balls and says…..here, now you don’t know.
That set the mood for the night!

The host arrived with 3 suitcases and starts with the story that all products are
edible or lickable and that we could taste all. Me licked his lips …..she looks most
is not for you btw but for your sensual places……Score 1-0 for her!!
Kama Sutra is love making on a way higher level than plain sex…..however I will never
refuse a quicky…still this is the ultimate way to explore and have a blast of orgasm(s)
All products pass by and moi thought oh that tastes nice….have to get that for the trivialoft
ladies…..oh and this too. The ladies thought I was losing my mind but one in
particular thought it was amazing that I did this for my friends.

Gift cans came by and there was a so called weekend pleasure box….all little …..
so moi being alert…That’s going to take days to mess with that stuff….i should plan a long
weekend!!! The size of the sensual brush was so little geez…..we started non stop
laughing and commenting. ( yeah mostly me cuz I started to feel really comfortable )
Nice to hear women talk about their likes and dislikes and of course asking me and Anthony.
A bigger can…..my fast comment oh that’s a week off !! Got something for my
holiday next year cuz I'm going for a 6 weeks holiday…..tearsssssssss running over
our faces.

After the smoke break lingerie came next…..not that something I never seen…
however believe it or not when I joined the #trivialoft I met caz^, the scottish one and I
asked her to get me a kilt ( no Tam, you’re not that original:P ) Mostly women stuff…3
boxer…one very interesting so I had to have it. One should go on holidays prepared to
anything;)
A mini kilt….geez a dream come through but being on the end of the line the ladies
all check it out where the goodies have to fit in……hmm bit small and some smartass
gave it to me can you fit it please? I hold it up…doesn’t fit, trust me but can be fun tho.
I wanna have it!!
And I'm so not going to fit it, thank you very much!!!

Last part……the toys!!!! Now we moved to the end of our chair cuz of course we
peeked already. Anthony makes a comment that he really wanted to see the remote controlled one…..
fuck this is even better than a play station!!!!
That was it…..I couldn’t breathe anymore. The host all serious you have to feel it against
your nostril first to get the requested speed. Anthony……..I'm going to try them all real
soon!!! His wife blushing ..hahahaha.
The host decided not to talk that much anymore but hand us the toys so we could try how it
felt …….there we went discussion about BOB. One lady agreed with me and said
well BOB is nothing compared to the real thing…….another but yeah it vibrates
great. She stands up….well it takes two to tango and she spreads her legs
and says……do this and ask your partner to move this way opposite……There you
have your vibration!!!!! HAHAHHAHA

I officially died with that comment/act.

Next…..a stunning tongue lick thing to combine with an existing stud….but when you
don’t have one you have to put a elastic band around the tongue and attach the
pleasure attachments…..interesting……very interesting;) got me that too…..and the
list goes on:P

Finally after seeing the glow in the dark BOB’s and women discussing the bloody
sound those things make one moves to the end of her chair and says. Yeah fuck, picture
this, summer holiday with the caravan on a bloody French camping
Jarred out fishing all day and night and me in need……how the hell do I cover that sound
up eh? Moi….what about grabbing a bowl and put some eggs in front of your
tent and grab the handblender!! Problem solved me thinks!!!!!!!

Male toys…why did she saved that for last eh? Hahaha….hmm me collecter of
cockrings who doesn’t tear that quickly grabbed the pleasure for two ones.
Before I knew it the host pushed me down and placed it on my crotch and said this is how you
should wear it and when the woman is on top and she makes contact it will
vibrate…….Okkkkkk that was a bit too much!!!! Even for me!!

It was 11:30 pm and I wandered off home still laughing and with a list of my
ordering……don’t ask how much I spend cuz it’s a lot!
One only live once!!

Tips for guys……start to say yes to invites of Tupperware….one has to start somewhere and before you know it you will be invited at a Kama Sutra party.

ed. note: Hats off to you, Rob, for allowing the "Evil Ones" coerce you into that lion's den! Hysterical stuff!