Sat Aug 26 2006

SEXUAL: Average number of erections per day for a man ?
YES, boomer!!! got the answer -< eleven <- in 6.289 secs, and gets 622 Points
[+Cecilia] omg!!!!
[+Cecilia] <-----completely distracted by eleven erections...
[+Shawnie] pardon?
[+Cecilia] the answer above...average amount of erections a man has in a day
[+Magical-Trevor] only 11?
[+Shawnie] hahahahahha
[+Shawnie] tart!!! gotta love ya
* +Cecilia suddenly wonders if the breeze generally changes 11 times in one day [+boomer] remember that any erection lasting over four hours requires a doctor's (or nurses) attention
[+m45] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[+Cecilia] ok...long time survey....for the men. I'm going to do a comprehensive study....please report to me each time you have an erection...stricly science
[+m45] lol @ strictly science....... women in white lab coats wif clipboards......nuffin on underneath.... o gawd.......
[+squiggles_mcgee] and i always get distracted by an erection
[+m45] lol boomer....i pay special attention to that viagra commercial ...
[+Shawnie] i want that survey logged please
[+boomer] I had one during the State Fair conversation
[+boomer] lol m..I think every commercial during a football game these days is about hard-ons
[+Cecilia] lmaoooo
* +squiggles_mcgee gets distracted
[+m45] me same boomer.......i like the increase size thingy "emzite" or some such have you seen it??? i thought my tv had crossed over to a porn channel..
[+boomer] lol...I'll look for it
[+PinkGummiBear] i haven't seen ads like that on tv here
[+m45] you seen it Cecci???
[+Cecilia] can't say I have
[+m45] dude's name in the commercial is "Bob"..
[+Cecilia] LMAO m45 how appropriate
[+m45] i swear to you...
* +Cecilia *sighs* and mourns BOB Hope
[+boomer] thanks for the memories?
[+Magical-Trevor] lmao did bob finally kark it???
[+Cecilia] lol....indeed BOB was the victim of dildoicide
[+squiggles_mcgee] oh no
[+Magical-Trevor] hahahah
[+boomer] did he die on the job?
* +squiggles_mcgee offers a supportive...shoulder to cry on
[+Magical-Trevor] maybe he didnt deserve the name bob after all!
[+m45] what a way to go...
[+Cecilia] no....he was discovered by an aghast teen adn tossed into the dumpster
[+Magical-Trevor] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[+m45] poor ferker.
[+boomer] omg...a horrible end
[+Cecilia] for both of us
* +Magical-Trevor is crying
[+m45] workmans comp claim for Bob????
[+boomer] trash men prolly found him
[+Cecilia] he at least didn't have to listen to her rant.....frankly I should have been so lucky to have been tossed in the dumpster at that point
[+AnD-1] omg what did she say??
[+m45] its ok to have fun toys.
[+Cecilia] [---heathen mother
[+caz^] [--heathen
[+squiggles_mcgee] mmmm heathens
* +AnD-1 wonders whats a heathen
* +Cecilia has come to the conclusion that by time she moves outta the house, I'll have hefty case of carpal tunnel syndrome
[+m45]mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Cecilia :))
[+boomer] they have battery operated ones now, Cecilia
[+Cecilia] lmao
[+boomer] remote controlled even
[+squiggles_mcgee] you can even hook them up to your ipod
[+m45] ?? Bob
[+Answerbook] bob: 'bäb v. transitive verb. 1. to strike with a quick light blow - RAP. 2. to move up and down in a short quick movement [bob the head]. 3. to polish with a bob - BUFF. intransitive verb. 1 a) to move up and down briefly or repeatedly [a cork bobbed in the water] b) to emerge, arise, or appear suddenly or unexpectedly [the question bobbed up again].
[+Cecilia] I've seen some that can crawl across a room unassisted. scared the crap outta me
[+boomer] yep...or be activated by a text message
[+Cecilia] oooooooooooo....now THAT has potential!
[+m45] o gawd this is hot
* +AnD-1 turns and looks at his computer and wonders if bob is hiding inside it...its buzzing awfully loud for some reason
[+Cecilia] lol AnD-1
* squiggles_mcgee is now known as bob
[+PinkGummiBear] who's bob?
[+AnD-1] hes a little midget that pleases all the girls here
[+bob] hi
[+bob] will you be my friend?
[+Cecilia] lol bob
[+m45] midget??? i heard he was hung like a horse !!!
* +bob eats a lot of sugar
* +bob starts shaking
[+AnD-1] hahah
[+Cecilia] lmao
[+m45] LMFAO
[+bob] quick! somebody hide me
* +Cecilia hides bob in her dresser drawer
[+bob] it's dark in here
[+m45]buZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZzzzZZzzZZzZzZzZzzzz
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[+boomer] where your panties would be if you owned any?
* +Cecilia sticks her tongue out at b
[+bob] only if someone flicks my switch
[+m45] omg!!
* +bob will get bored in here
[+boomer] rest easy bob...your time will come
[+Cecilia] lmaoooooooooooooooo
[+m45] lol
[+AnD-1] just get used to being in dark places
[+boomer] lmao
[+PinkGummiBear] hehe
[+Cecilia] lmaooooooo
* +bob saves his energy
[+m45] (o gawd thats hot)
[+Cecilia] better hope some angst-ridden teen doesn't find you first..
[+m45] lol