Session Start: Tue Aug 29 17:34:04 2006

* Now talking in #Shawniesloft
* Topic is ',%,%,%,%,%,% Please help yourself to a glass of champagne by the door as you enter :) %,%,%,%,%,''
* Joins: Shazzzz (clink@vw28921.iinet.net.au)
* ChanOP sets mode: +o Shazzzz
[Shazzzz] why thank you *clink*
[Shawnie] *clink*
[Shazzzz] lol
* Joins: x-ceptional (x-ceptiona@vw12267.blk-137-72-130.eastlink.ca)
[x-ceptional] hello
* Shawnie hugs x-ceptional!!!
[Shawnie] `op x-ceptional
* ChanOP sets mode: +o x-ceptional
* Shawnie hands the bride a glass of champagne
* x-ceptional hugs Shawnie
* x-ceptional sits down and sips her champagne
[Shazzzz] *clink* to the bride :)
[x-ceptional] so.... bachelorette eh? lol
[x-ceptional] thank you
* Shawnie snaps her fingers and the hairdresser arrives for anna :)
[Shazzzz] yeah bachelorette party!
[Shazzzz] we call it hen's party in aussie
[Shawnie] wonder who we can get to give us a strip?
[Shazzzz] lol shouldnt be too hard
[x-ceptional] i think the only guy who knows other then yoda is hawks
[x-ceptional] lol
[Shawnie] oh god no!!!
[Shawnie] please! no!!!!
* x-ceptional hides her eyes if hawks strips
[Shazzzz] lolllllll
* x-ceptional has never seena stripper in her life
[x-ceptional] lol
[Shawnie] omg ya kidding?
[Shawnie] sooo much fun!!!
[x-ceptional] im serious lol.... although we played a game that i almost lost and im still blackmailed with today
[x-ceptional] lol **************************
[hawksfan] ha ha cant be flower girl i have to be best man....lol
* hawksfan sticks tongue out
[Shawnie] omg!!! **************************
[Shawnie] well bugger !!! we have been cheated out of having hawks as our flower girl!!!
* x-ceptional looks disappointed
[x-ceptional] and i was looking forward to seeing him in pink too
[x-ceptional] lol
[Shawnie] hahahahahhaa
* Shawnie checks the ladies glasses .. drink up
[x-ceptional] bottoms up
* x-ceptional drinks up her champagne
[x-ceptional] so Shawnie... Shazzzz?
[Shawnie] yes anna?
[x-ceptional] will you be my maids of honor?
[Shawnie] awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
* Shawnie gets all excited .. fanks!!!
[Shazzzz] awwwwwwwww its an honour!!
* Shazzzz holds her glass out
[Shazzzz] thanks shon
* x-ceptional clinks her glass with Shawnie's and Shazzzz's
* Shawnie lifts her glass .. here's cheers
[Shawnie] *clink*
[Shazzzz] *clinko*
* x-ceptional drinks up
[x-ceptional] gotta dance with the best man though... so that means someone is dancing with hawksfaN
[x-ceptional] lol
[Shazzzz] lmao
[Shazzzz] we can take one for the team hey Shawnie lol
[x-ceptional] awwwwwwww thanks you
[Shawnie] well hell we've done most other things with him
* Shawnie giggles
[Shazzzz] HAHAHA
[Shawnie] lmao DO NOT TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY anna .. we have both met him
[Shawnie] hahaha
[Shazzzz] we've both danced with him before, we just stand on his big boat feet and let him go
[x-ceptional] lol
[x-ceptional] sounds good to me
[Shawnie] yeah and wrap arms around his waist cos i cant reach his shoulders
[Shawnie] hahaha
[Shazzzz] face in groin almost for Shawnie LOL
[x-ceptional] lol
[x-ceptional] is hawks tall?
* Shawnie smiles serenly
[Shawnie] oh yeah
[Shazzzz] 6'6
[x-ceptional] really
[x-ceptional] cool
[Shawnie] and very fit and lean
[x-ceptional] i'm 6' even
[Shazzzz] for an old fart
[Shawnie] omg!!!
[Shazzzz] or young fart
[Shazzzz] wow tall!
[x-ceptional] lol!
[Shazzzz] you beat me by an inch x
[Shawnie] lol i am gonna look like a shrimp next to you two .. where is loo when i need her!! she is shorter than me
* Joins: hawksfan (hawksfan@vw12254.tmns.net.au)
[Shazzzz] hey!
* hawksfan sculls a bottle
[Shawnie] whoops
[x-ceptional] lol
[Shazzzz] lol
[hawksfan] gday :)))
[Shawnie] stop talking bout him
[x-ceptional] ummh a guy on hens night
[Shazzzz] shhhhhhhhhh he's here
[Shawnie] he is here to do the stripper show
[Shawnie] ??
[Shawnie] maybe??
[hawksfan] lmao
* Shazzzz starts the disco music
[x-ceptional] oh dear
[Shazzzz] and dims the lights
* x-ceptional hides her innocnet eyes
[hawksfan] ummm.......me runs
[Shazzzz] hahah
[Shawnie] oohhh look .. we have a blushing bride wating for a lap dance
[hawksfan] roflmao
* Shazzzz starts the disco balls
[Shawnie] thats gonna hurt
[Shazzzz] hehe
[hawksfan] lol
[x-ceptional] omg
* x-ceptional really hides her eyes
[hawksfan] lololol
* hawksfan drinks more champagne
* Shazzzz pops another bottle
[hawksfan] lol
* x-ceptional offers her glass to be filled more
[hawksfan] lol
* Shazzzz splashes more , you'll need it :)
[Shazzzz] fills glasses all round
[hawksfan] lmao
[Shazzzz] *clink*
[Shawnie] *clink*
[x-ceptional] *clink*
[hawksfan] *clink*
[Shawnie] lol piss heads!!!
[Shazzzz] lol
[Shawnie] `op hawksfan
* ChanOP sets mode: +o hawksfan
[Shawnie] no changing topic!!!
[Shawnie] lol
[Shazzzz] hahahah
[hawksfan] damn!!!
[x-ceptional] lol
[Shawnie] so is the #chapel wedding a full secret anna?
[x-ceptional] ummh yes
[hawksfan] lol
[Shazzzz] lol
[Shawnie] lol then yoda does not keep a secret very well .. lmao!!! he has been dropping hints in channel all afternoon
[Shawnie] hahahah
[x-ceptional] up util yesterday only 1 peson in the channel knew.. then yoda told me that he told you guys
[Shazzzz] lmaooooo
* x-ceptional woke up really fast yesterday
[x-ceptional] i didnt know what to do lol
[x-ceptional] but im glad ya'll know now
[Shazzzz] heheh cool
[hawksfan] lol
* x-ceptional give shugs to Shawnie and Shazzzz
[Shawnie] lol i bet you did .. good morning darling, btw i told a half dozen ppl while you were sleeping
[Shazzzz] huggga hugga
[hawksfan] lmao
[x-ceptional] omg.... really?
[x-ceptional] lol
[Shawnie] nooooooooooooooo not me .. i was saying being told that - would wake you up really fast
[hawksfan] lol
[x-ceptional] okay
* x-ceptional was all nervous
[Shazzzz] the more the merrier at these weddings, hey hawksfan ?
* x-ceptional drinks down her champagne
[hawksfan] lol
[Shawnie] lol and no one mentioned it to you ?
[Shawnie] im like .. do i say anything to her if i see her awake? has he told her we know yet??
[Shazzzz] he didnt tell her?
[Shazzzz] omg!
[x-ceptional] he told me first thing in the morning he called me lol
[Shazzzz] oh whew LOL
[hawksfan] lol
[x-ceptional] i was so scared you guys would say something cause i didnt know what to say myself lol
[Shawnie] wow good champers .. hawks .. make yourself useful please and open another
* hawksfan opens a bottle obediently...and pours all round....
[x-ceptional] *clink*
[Shazzzz] mmmm i love Dom
[Shawnie] *clink*
[Shazzzz] *clink*
[hawksfan] lol
[Shawnie] we will be carrying anna up the aisle at this rate
[Shawnie] hahaha
[hawksfan] lol
[Shazzzz] heheheh
[Shazzzz] thats cool
[x-ceptional] maybe
[x-ceptional] lol
[x-ceptional] but i did 24 shots at my first one... oh dear i was sloshed!
[Shazzzz] ahahahah!
[Shawnie] before the wedding?
[x-ceptional] 2 days before... which was good because i needed 2 days recovery
[x-ceptional] and i had a blow up doll that i had to bring to the bar with me
[x-ceptional] rotflmfao
[Shawnie] lolol
[Shazzzz] lmaooooooo
[x-ceptional] yup... and i walked home with the doll under one arm too
[x-ceptional] lol
[Shawnie] hahahahhahhaha
[x-ceptional] omg the groom just ran away
[x-ceptional] lol
[hawksfan] lololol
[Shawnie] lolol
[Shazzzz] hahahaha
[x-ceptional] left again
[x-ceptional] o_O
[x-ceptional] lol
* x-ceptional drinks her champagne
[hawksfan] he is nervous...lmao
[x-ceptional] needs a runnign start too?
[Shazzzz] weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
* hawksfan volunteers to be celebrant/priest
[Shawnie] nooooooooooooooooooooo
[hawksfan] in case he dont turn up
[x-ceptional] o_O
[x-ceptional] oh dear
* hawksfan grins
[hawksfan] dearly beloved we are gathered here today before irc..i mean god
[Shazzzz] i think squig should come outta the cake
[Shazzzz] lol hawks
[x-ceptional] lol
[x-ceptional] woohoo someone coming outta a cake
* hawksfan agrees squiigs is the cake girl!!!!!
[Shazzzz] yeah!
* x-ceptional settles down infront of a large cake
[hawksfan] lol
[Shazzzz] i have never seen a mathematics student do a cake dance before
[Shazzzz] :P
[hawksfan] lol
[x-ceptional] this could be interesting lol
[Shawnie] lmfao!!!
[hawksfan] lol
[hawksfan] do you think we should offer squiggles the cake girl role now?
* x-ceptional nods her head emphatically
[hawksfan] has he been invited to the wedding yet?
[x-ceptional] i dunno lol
[hawksfan] lol
[hawksfan] yodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
[x-ceptional] i think he's gonna invite the whole channel though
[Shazzzz] good idea!
[x-ceptional] o_O
[Shazzzz] the more the merrier
[x-ceptional] you really think so?
[Shazzzz] absolutely
[Shazzzz] its your choice tho!
* x-ceptional is just a litle nervous
[x-ceptional] thast all
* Shazzzz pours you anothery :)
[hawksfan] lol
[Shazzzz] and all round too :)
[Shazzzz] *clink*
[x-ceptional] *clink*
* Shawnie skulls her glass and holds it out for another and holds up the bridal gown .. time to dress dear
* x-ceptional hides
[x-ceptional] can't I wear a skirt
[x-ceptional] ????
[Shawnie] it has undertrousers?
[Shawnie] hahahaha
[hawksfan] lmao
[x-ceptional] i'm not dressing with hawksfan watching
[x-ceptional] o_O
[x-ceptional] lol
* hawksfan closes eyes
* x-ceptional blindfolds hawksfan
[hawksfan] oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
* Shawnie draws the curtains across the room so hawks is on the other side
[hawksfan] handcuffs?
[hawksfan] damn
[Shawnie] hush or leave ya tart!!
[x-ceptional] lol
* x-ceptional slips on a garterbelt before slipping into the wedding gown
[Shawnie] describe your outfit as you dress .. this is your dream wedding outfit
* Cecilia comes running in late....
* x-ceptional dresses in a ivory satin wedding gown, that has long sleeves that come down and flare out over her hands. With ivory shear going from the empire waist down to the floor, leaving a small train behind her when she walks
[x-ceptional] hi Cecilia!!!
[x-ceptional] ****************hugs********************
[Cecilia] *hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggs* x-ceptional....congratulations!!!!
[Shawnie] *hugggggggggggggggs* hands you a glass of champers
* x-ceptional blushes
[x-ceptional] thank you
[Cecilia] oooooooooooooooooooooo..... ty ty ty
[Cecilia] champers and toothpaste go so well together!!!
[Cecilia] nfi why I brushed....none of you can suffer from my morning breath...but what the hell...it's a wedding!
[Shazzzz] pretty dresssss!
[Cecilia] *hugggggggggggggggggggggggggs* Shawnie (nl)
[Shazzzz] hugggggggggggggsss Cecilia !
[x-ceptional] no one minds wearing pink?
[Cecilia] Shazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggs*
[Shazzzz] i dont mind :)
[x-ceptional] :)
[Cecilia] pink is always gorgeous
[x-ceptional] its my favorite color lol
[Cecilia] ok...where's the stripper?
[Shazzzz] summer rain knows, x-ceptional ?
[x-ceptional] yup
[Shazzzz] ok
[x-ceptional] cori-jade does too
* Joins: Summer_Rain^ (Summer@vw5393.bigpond.net.au)
[x-ceptional] *********************hugs***************** Summer_Rain^
* Summer_Rain^ helps herself to a glass of champagne and looks around
* Joins: Cori-Jade (whocares@203.87.46.23135)
[x-ceptional] ************hugs************ Cori-Jade
[Summer_Rain^] hey x-ceptional :))))))
[x-ceptional] hi!!!!!
[Shazzzz] hugggs Summer_Rain^
[Summer_Rain^] huggs Shazzzz back
* Cori-Jade hugs everyone
[Shazzzz] the bride is picking out gowns :)
[Summer_Rain^] this is my first mirc wedding, i' s excited
[Shazzzz] hugsssss Cori-Jade :)
[x-ceptional] this is my first mirc wedding
* x-ceptional is a little nervous so she takes anotehr sipof wine
[Shazzzz] ooo x-ceptional andy is there.... yoda was looking for him
* Summer_Rain^ puts on some soothing music to calm x-ceptional
* Shazzzz pours anothery for x-ceptional :)
[Summer_Rain^] Shazzzz he said brb reboot
[Shazzzz] and refills the room :)
[Shazzzz] *clink*
[Summer_Rain^] clink
[Cecilia] *clink*
[Shazzzz] ah yep thought i saw him back
[Cori-Jade] *CLINK*
[x-ceptional] *clink*
* Cecilia wipes the sleepies outta her eyes
[Shazzzz] hehehe
[Summer_Rain^] goodmorning Cecilia :)
[x-ceptional] good morning!
[Cecilia] good mornign Summer_Rain^!!!
[Cecilia] lol....good morning o gorgeous bride
[x-ceptional] i've been up for an hour... yoda gave me a call
* x-ceptional blushes
[x-ceptional] thank you!
[Shazzzz] this is the hen party, Cecilia Summer_Rain^ and Cori-Jade :)
[Cori-Jade] i figured it would be something like that
* x-ceptional drinks more champagne
[Cecilia] does the hen party have strippers?
[Cori-Jade] first hens night i've ever been to
[Cecilia] *hopes like crazy*
* hawksfan shakes head
[Cori-Jade] lol
[x-ceptional] nope
[x-ceptional] unless you can recommed one
[x-ceptional] lol
* Cecilia glances at the only male in here
* hawksfan leaves
[Cori-Jade] haha!
[Cecilia] LMAOO
[Cori-Jade] worth a try
[Shazzzz] i started the strip music then he got a phone call or something
[x-ceptional] lmao
[Cori-Jade] lol
* x-ceptional is listening to puff daddy-ill be missing you.mp3
[hawksfan] this a solemn occasion!!!
[Shazzzz] that'll do x-ceptional ! good music for shaking it?
[x-ceptional] go hawks gi!
* x-ceptional settles back to watch someone strip
* hawksfan turns the lights down low
[Cecilia] slave....
[Shazzzz] lap dance for the bride!!!!
* Shazzzz hoots and whistles
[Cori-Jade] lol
* hawksfan tips hat over the eyes.......
[x-ceptional] lol
* Shazzzz stomps and claps
* hawksfan slides across the floor on his knees......
* Cecilia waves her five dollar bill and whistles
[Shawnie] woohoooo!!!
[Shazzzz] weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[Shawnie] god he loves being the tart
[x-ceptional] lol
[Shazzzz] he is an excellent tart
[Cori-Jade] hes so good at it
* hawksfan rolls over and somersaults upright.....
[Cecilia] lmaooo
* hawksfan struts over to x-ceptional and bends over her...getting her to ubutton the shirt with her teeth
[Shazzzz] wooooooooooooo
[Cecilia] lmaooooo
* Shawnie sets mode: +v x-ceptional
* x-ceptional unbuttons hawksfan's shirt with her teeth
* hawksfan shucks outta the shirt.....showing the oiled...shaved body....complete with 12 pack
[Cecilia] lmaoooooooooo
* Shazzzz screams
* Shawnie feints
[Shawnie] who's body have you stolen??
* hawksfan flexes muscles making chest muscles jump in time to music
[Shazzzz] heheh
* Cecilia notices the rusty razor laying in the corner
[x-ceptional] o_O
* Shazzzz claps in time with the dancing muscles
[x-ceptional] there goes teh maids of honor
[Shawnie] omg not the rusty razor
* x-ceptional starts to fan Shazzzz and Shawnie
* hawksfan circles behind x-ceptional and runs his hands down her arms.....
* Summer_Rain^ yells out GET IT OFF
* Joins: YodaGomez (YodaGomez@vw-14855.westnet.com.au)
[Shazzzz] hehehe
[Shawnie] careful the groom is here
[Shawnie] hahaha
[Shazzzz] OI!!!!!!!!!!!
* hawksfan somersaults slowlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..........................
* ChanOP sets mode: +v YodaGomez
* x-ceptional walks over to YodaGomez
[x-ceptional] hey babes
[hawksfan] over x-ceptional's head....
[YodaGomez] lmao
[YodaGomez] was in the wrong one for a tic ;)
[hawksfan] and gets shazzz to undo the fly and pull the trousers down to the ankles........
* Shazzzz complies, with her teeth
[Cecilia] whooohooooo
[Cecilia] lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo
[Shawnie] hawks was doing a strip to keep the bride from being nervous
[Shazzzz] (i almost typed that in the channel)
[x-ceptional] lol
[hawksfan] lol
[Shawnie] hahahahahahahaha
[Cecilia] lol
* hawksfan steps out showing the leather g-string
[hawksfan] (black)
* x-ceptional hides her eyes
[x-ceptional] oh dear
[x-ceptional] lol
* Cecilia waves her five dollar bill like crazy
* Cori-Jade sits back, downs her wine, and gets her head around the whole hawksfan in a leather g-string thing
* hawksfan slides over to cec.........
* Shazzzz jumps up and down whistling
[YodaGomez] why don't we stop the bot and get the nice slave to marry us instead????
[hawksfan] lol
* Cecilia slides her five dollar bill down the g-string....and searches for change
[Cori-Jade] lol
[x-ceptional] not in a leather g-string he isnt!!!
[x-ceptional] lol
[hawksfan] oiiiiiii!
* Shazzzz swipes her visa card
[Shazzzz] damed thong is in the way
* hawksfan charges 10% surcharge for credit cards
[Cori-Jade] haha
* Cecilia thinks she found the unshaven area
[Shazzzz] hahaha
[Shazzzz] lmaoooooooooo
* hawksfan crawls between shons legs and stands up suddenly
[Shazzzz] lol
[hawksfan] its all gone dark!!!!
[Shawnie] lmfao!!
[Shazzzz] that is what bob said!
[Summer_Rain^] lol
[Cori-Jade] lol!
[x-ceptional] lol
[Cecilia] lmaoooooooooooo
* Shazzzz pours more champers around
* hawksfan rips off the g as he pulls down the hat to cover the dangly bits and dowses the lights
[Cecilia] lmaoooooooo
[Shazzzz] hahahaha
[hawksfan] :)))
[Cori-Jade] lol
* Summer_Rain^ skulls her glass of champagne
* Cecilia is impressed that it takes a top hat to cover it all
* Shazzzz pours another
* Cori-Jade thinks she'll need ALOT more champagne
* x-ceptional gulps downt he rest of her champagne
[Summer_Rain^] where do we put the money now?
[hawksfan] lol
* Shazzzz pops another 3 bottles
[Cori-Jade] thats what i was thinking
* Cecilia licks a five dollar bill and slaps it onto hawksfan's ass
* Shazzzz ties a fiver onto his nipple tassle
[Summer_Rain^] lol
[hawksfan] oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!
[hawksfan] beats slavery everytime!!!
[Shazzzz] hehehe
* Summer_Rain^ runs and shakes out some coins from her purse
[hawksfan] coins?
[Shazzzz] HAHAHA
[Summer_Rain^] uh huh coins
[Cori-Jade] lol
[hawksfan] $5's...ffs!!!! thats worth $50's!!!!!!
[Cori-Jade] hey i have ALOT of spare change lol
[Summer_Rain^] lol
[Shawnie] lol cori
* hawksfan doesnt have a slot like u lot!!!!!
* Cecilia notices Cori-Jade sitting shaking her piggy bank
* Summer_Rain^ drops a $5 note on the ground and asks hawksfan to pick it up
[hawksfan] i aint a parking meter!!!!
[Cori-Jade] lol
* Joins: AnD-1 (AnD-1@203.59.99.836)
[x-ceptional] hi AnD-1
[Cecilia] AnD-111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
* Shawnie hugs andy and hands him a beer
[hawksfan] gday andy! :))))}
[Cori-Jade] hey AnD-1!
[Summer_Rain^] hey AnD-1 :)
[Shazzzz] *clink* AnD-1
[AnD-1] heyyy :D
[Summer_Rain^] who is helpign x-ceptional get dressed
* x-ceptional is wearing her dress
[Shawnie] she is dressed .. and looks divine!!!
[AnD-1] o_O more marriage stuff?? lmfao
[x-ceptional] but my hair isnt done lol
[Summer_Rain^] silly me, always late
[YodaGomez] just waiting on two others....
* Summer_Rain^ takes some pictures of the stunning bride
[Shawnie] * x-ceptional dresses in a ivory satin wedding gown, that has long sleeves that come down and flare out over her hands. With ivory shear going from the empire waist down to the floor, leaving a small train behind her when she walks
[YodaGomez] trying to grab them now.....
[Cori-Jade] now THAT sounds like a nice dress
[Cecilia] ooooooooo...beautiful
[Summer_Rain^] very nice
[x-ceptional] thank you
[YodaGomez] brb....just gotta spank the monkey after seeing her in that dress....
[Summer_Rain^] geeeeesh YodaGomez you could have waited till the honeymoon
[Cori-Jade] lol!
* Shawnie smiles at the blushing bride .. and says .. thankgod you have females to help you here hon, men are freaking useless!!
* x-ceptional tries to sneak a look
[x-ceptional] lol
[hawksfan] lol
[Cori-Jade] very true shawnie lol
* Summer_Rain^ covers x-ceptional's eyes, that's for you to unwrap after
[Cori-Jade] lol
[Cecilia] lmaoooo
[x-ceptional] lol
[Shawnie] lol summer ..
[Summer_Rain^] she has to have something to look forward to
* Shawnie does an early telegram read .. x-ceptional .. treat your husband like a flower .. hold him by the stalk
[Summer_Rain^] lol
[Shazzzz] lmaooooo
[Cecilia] lmaoooooooooooooooooo
[x-ceptional] lmao!
[Shawnie] does anyone else have a telegram to add?
[Summer_Rain^] i do Shawnie
[YodaGomez] O_o
* Summer_Rain^ clears her throat
[Summer_Rain^] to x-ceptional and YodaGomez If you want to stop the stork from delivering a little bundle, shoot it in the air
[hawksfan] lol
[Cori-Jade] lol!
[x-ceptional] lmao
* Joins: Rings^ (Rings_@vw14111.optusnet.com.au)
[Shazzzz] lmfao!
[Summer_Rain^] I have another if you like
[Cecilia] lol
[Rings^] hello
[Shazzzz] hiya Rings^ !
[x-ceptional] hi Rings^
[Cori-Jade] hey Rings^
[hawksfan] yey rings :)))
[Summer_Rain^] hey Rings^ :)
* Shawnie hands Rings^ a flute of champers
[Cecilia] hi Rings^ :)
[YodaGomez] is all yours now hawks.....
[Rings^] how is everyone
[Summer_Rain^] good thanks Rings^, yoruself?
[hawksfan] ok thanks yoda....
[Rings^] what you want kiddo
[Rings^] good here just very tired
* hawksfan enters wearing priests robes very solemn
[YodaGomez] hehehehe
* hawksfan surveys the room....
* YodaGomez wolf whistles...
* Summer_Rain^ stiffles a laugh
[hawksfan] let all those with sin in their hearts leave now
* x-ceptional tries to keep a straight face
* Cecilia wonders if the priest is wearing a leather thong under that robe
[Summer_Rain^] lol
[hawksfan] oh wait...come back all of you!!!!
[Cori-Jade] lol
[YodaGomez] shit, I better leave...
* Summer_Rain^ throws the coins at hawksfan, I didn't leave
[x-ceptional] lol
[hawksfan] We have come together in the presence of LoveOP to witness the netmarriage of yoda and x-ceptional
* YodaGomez thinks he is not used to being so formal...
* Shawnie stands beside anna and smiles
[Shawnie] hush you
* Summer_Rain^ dabs her eyes
* x-ceptional smiles nervously back at shawnie
[YodaGomez] Oi AnD-1....get beside me dude...
* x-ceptional whispers where's Shazzzz???
* Cori-Jade passes around tissues
[hawksfan] do you believe you have been blessed, and guided to each other, and are now called into net marriage?
* Shawnie smiles at shazzz standing beside her
[Shazzzz] i am here with the hanky chief x-ceptional :)
[YodaGomez] I do
[x-ceptional] I do
[hawksfan] ok
[hawksfan] yoda
* YodaGomez starts thinking of the honeymoon...
[YodaGomez] yes?
[hawksfan] will you give yourself to x-ceptional, to be her nethusband, to join channels together in the covenant of netmarriage?
[YodaGomez] I will...
[hawksfan] Will you love her, comfort her,
[hawksfan] honour and protect her from flooders,
[YodaGomez] or should it be I do?
[hawksfan] hmmm
[Summer_Rain^] i will is perfect YodaGomez
[hawksfan] and forsaking all others, be faithful to her,
[hawksfan] so long as you both have internet accounts?
[YodaGomez] I will....
* YodaGomez makes mental note to tell x-ceptional not to cancel her internet account...
[hawksfan] well done :))
[hawksfan] x-ceptional...
[x-ceptional] yes?
[hawksfan] will you give yourself to yoda, to be his netwife, to join channels together in the covenant of netmarriage?
[x-ceptional] I will...
[hawksfan] Will you love him, comfort him,
[hawksfan] obey him ain all things and cook for him every night
[x-ceptional] o_O
[Summer_Rain^] lol
[hawksfan] get his slippers and pipe
* YodaGomez likes that bit...
[Cori-Jade] lol
[Shawnie] lolol
[Shawnie] funny i dont remember that bit
[hawksfan] and make love at least 6 times weekly....?
* YodaGomez makes mental note to increase the bribary fee....
[x-ceptional] I will....
[YodaGomez] 6??? is that al????
* x-ceptional thinks about all the loving
[Cori-Jade] lol!
[x-ceptional] at least darling... at least 6 times
[Shawnie] wooohooo!!!!
[hawksfan] at least yoda...lets not get carried away...you told me u were only capable of 3 times a WEEK!!!
* YodaGomez was thinking more like 3 times a day...
* Shazzzz takes a surrepticious look at priests credentials
* Shawnie hands shazzzz another champers
[hawksfan] in that case......by the powers invested in me by irc......
[hawksfan] yoda
[hawksfan] repeat after me
[hawksfan] i, yoda, in the presence of loveop
[YodaGomez] i, yoda, in the presence of loveop
[hawksfan] take you x-ceptional to be my netwife
[YodaGomez] take you x-ceptional to be my netwife
[hawksfan] to ping and to pong
[Summer_Rain^] lol
[YodaGomez] to ping and to pong
[hawksfan] from this day forward
[YodaGomez] from this day forward
[hawksfan] for better or worse
[YodaGomez] for better or worse
[hawksfan] in lag and in ping timeouts
[YodaGomez] in lag and ping timeouts
[hawksfan] thru netsplits and isps disconnecting
[YodaGomez] *drag it out.....Ja_wanna is racing in....
[YodaGomez] thru netsplits and isps disconnecting
[hawksfan] so long as our connections both shall last
[YodaGomez] so long as our connections both don't go rusty
[YodaGomez] I mean
[hawksfan] this is my solemn vow
[hawksfan] lol
[YodaGomez] so long as our connections both shall last
* hawksfan swigs his scotch
[hawksfan] this is my solemn vow
[YodaGomez] sowwy
[YodaGomez] this is my solem vow
[hawksfan] its ok u r nervous
[hawksfan] ok
* Joins: Ja_wanna (majic@vw-19285.iprimus.net.au)
* YodaGomez is shaking badly....
[hawksfan] x-ceptional...repeat after me
[YodaGomez] yayyyyyy
[Ja_wanna] did i miss anything?
* Shawnie smiles at Cecilia .. hand ja a flute hon .. i think she needs champers
[hawksfan] i x-ceptional, in the presence of Loveop
* Cori-Jade hands Ja a glass of champagne on her way in
[YodaGomez] just my vows but your here for x-ceptional's
[Shawnie] well done cori!!!
[x-ceptional] i, x-ceptional, in the presence of Loveop
[Ja_wanna] thanx :)
[hawksfan] take you yoda, to be my net husband
[x-ceptional] take you yoda, to be my net husband
[hawksfan] to ping and to pong
[x-ceptional] to ping and to pong
[hawksfan] from this day forward
[x-ceptional] from this day forward
[hawksfan] for better or worse
[x-ceptional] for better or worse
[hawksfan] in lag and in ping timeouts
* YodaGomez is now known as MrYodaGomez
[x-ceptional] in lag and in ping timeouts
[hawksfan] thru netsplits and isps disconnecting
[Shawnie] jeez yoda .. wait til you are announced man and wife ffs!!!
[Ja_wanna] lol
[MrYodaGomez] sowwy
[x-ceptional] thru netsplits and isps disconnecting
[hawksfan] so long as our connections both shall last
* MrYodaGomez is now known as YodaGomez
[x-ceptional] so long as our connections both shall last
[hawksfan] this is my solemn vow
[x-ceptional] this is my solemn vow
* hawksfan takes a deep breath
[hawksfan] yoda
[YodaGomez] hmmmm
[hawksfan] I give you this op, as a sign of our netmarriage, and of the vows we have made today.
* YodaGomez tries to stop shaking...
* ChanOP sets mode: +o YodaGomez
[YodaGomez] woot!
[hawksfan] x-ceptional
[x-ceptional] yes?
[hawksfan] I receive this op, as a sign of our netmarriage, and of the vows which we have made today
* ChanOP sets mode: +o x-ceptional
[hawksfan] do you believe you have been blessed, and guided to each other, and are now called into net marriage?
[YodaGomez] i do...
[x-ceptional] I do...
* YodaGomez thinks we have done this before...
* x-ceptional nods her head
[YodaGomez] O_o
[Shawnie] hey he is doing a great stand in job at short notice!!!
[hawksfan] will you give yourself to x-ceptional, to be her nethusband, to join channels together in the covenant of netmarriage?
[YodaGomez] telling me
* YodaGomez makes mental note to buy hawksfan a case of scotch
[hawksfan] will you love her, comfort her,honour and protect her from flooders?
[YodaGomez] i do
[YodaGomez] i do..
[hawksfan] and forsaking all others be faithful to her
[YodaGomez] i do...
[hawksfan] so long as you both have internet accounts
[Shawnie] hawks .. scroll down in our pm .. jeez men!!!
[YodaGomez] i do...
[x-ceptional] lol
* YodaGomez wonders how many scotches the priest has had
[hawksfan] i cant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[hawksfan] and ditto x-ceptional?
* ChanOP sets mode: +o Shawnie
[x-ceptional] I do
[Shawnie] They have confirmed their netmarriage
[YodaGomez] oh ohhh
[Shawnie] by the giving and receiving of ops.
[Shawnie] I therefore proclaim that they are now
[Shawnie] nethusband and netwife.
[hawksfan] nethusband and netwife!!!
[hawksfan] lol
[YodaGomez] woooooooooohoooooooooooo
[Shawnie] yoda, you may /ping your net spouse
* Shawnie sets mode: -oo hawksfan Shawnie
[hawksfan] lol
* ChanOP sets mode: +o Shawnie
* Shawnie changes topic to ',%,%,%,%,%,% Congratulations MrYOda and MrsYoda ... everyone charge their glass *clink* %,%,%,%,%,''
* ChanOP sets mode: -o Shawnie
[YodaGomez] does that mean I can now devour the wife???
* Cori-Jade whoops and cheers and throws conffetti
[Shawnie] wooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* Shazzzz throws confetti all over ~`;.~`;.*`;. x-ceptional `~;;.~`;.*` x-ceptional ;.`~`~`*~`; x-ceptional .~`;.*`;.~; x-ceptional *`;.`~;~`*~` x-ceptional `~`*`;.`;.*`; *! .`~;`~`*~`;.~` x-ceptional ;.*`;.`~;``*~ x-ceptional `;.``~`*~``~`*; x-ceptional .`;.*`;.`~;`~`*~` x-ceptional ;.~`;.*`
[Ja_wanna] congrats you two *clink*
* Summer_Rain^ throws confetti, rice and rose petals
* Cecilia dcc's rice!
* Shazzzz throws confetti all over ~`;.~`;.*`;. YodaGomez `~;;.~`;.*` YodaGomez ;.`~`~`*~`; YodaGomez .~`;.*`;.~; YodaGomez *`;.`~;~`*~` YodaGomez `~`*`;.`;.*`; *! .`~;`~`*~`;.~` YodaGomez ;.*`;.`~;``*~ YodaGomez `;.``~`*~``~`*; YodaGomez .`;.*`;.`~;`~`*~` YodaGomez ;.~`;.*`;. YodaGome
[Shawnie] congratulations to you two and well done on keeping it so quiet!!!!!!!!
* YodaGomez hands the love of his life a rose ----{-----@ and looks deeply into her eyes and tells her that Always and Forever each moment with you is just like a dream to me that somehow came true...And I know tomorrow will still be the same cause we have a life of love that won't ever change..........I love you!!! Without you in my life...My life just wouldn't be complete.
* YodaGomez takes x-ceptional in his arms... Kissing her softly... Letting her head fall on his shoulder.. Gently squeezes with his arms letting her feel secure and loved... runs his fingers into her hair and gently whispers "Me Amour" in her ear.
[Cecilia] congratulations!!!!
* Cecilia dab her eyes
* x-ceptional reaches up and cups YodaGomez's face and giveshim a gentle but passionate kiss
* x-ceptional is now known as MrsYodaGomez
* YodaGomez grabs MrsYodaGomez and pops her on his shoulder and bolts for the honeymoon suite....
* YodaGomez is now known as MrYodaGomez
[hawksfan] roflmao
* Shawnie grabs shazzzz's hands and runs back to join all the ladies for the throwing of the boquet!!!
[hawksfan] lmao
[Ja_wanna] lol
[Shazzzz] Wéèèèééëëèèéëéêèèé
[Cecilia] LOL
[MrYodaGomez] throw the flowers hun....
[Cori-Jade] ohh this sounds like fun
* MrsYodaGomez turns around and throws the bouquet of ivory calla lillies over her shoulder
* Cori-Jade gets ready to knock everyone out of her way
[hawksfan] roflmao
[Shawnie] hahahhahaha
[Ja_wanna] lol
* hawksfan leaps to take mark of the year......
* Cecilia steps aside so it doesn't land even near her...watches the ladies takle and wrestle over it
[Shawnie] shazzz and shon lift cori hi!!!
* Shazzzz heists Cori-Jade up!
* MrYodaGomez picks up Cori and holds her right up so she gets the flowers....
[Shawnie] gooooooooooooooooo cori!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Shazzzz] TOUCHDOWN!
[MrYodaGomez] quick, throw it to cori hun....
[Cecilia] we have lift off.....
* hawksfan tickles shazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
* Cori-Jade grabs the boquet and shouts..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Shawnie] woooohooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Shazzzz] WhooooooooooooooooHooooooooooooooooo!
[hawksfan] and watches the tower collapse
[Shawnie] hahahhaa
[Cori-Jade] lol
* Shazzzz falls down tipsy again
[hawksfan] lol
* MrYodaGomez grabs his netwife and bolts for the honeymoon suite......
[Cori-Jade] lol
[MrYodaGomez] see ya's in a few weeks when we have recovered ;))
[MrsYodaGomez] lol
[MrsYodaGomez] only a few weeks?
* MrsYodaGomez looks disappointed
[hawksfan] lol
[Shawnie] yoda and x .. with your permission . i would love to put that on the website .. after some careful editing ...
[MrYodaGomez] well, for now....
[Cecilia] lolol
[MrYodaGomez] go for it hun..
[Cori-Jade] CONGRATULATIONS!!
[Cori-Jade] now wheres the cake
[Shazzzz] careful , AnD-1 is in it :)
[Shawnie] CAKE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* hawksfan blesses the couple....
[Cori-Jade] lol
* MrsYodaGomez is now known as x-ceptional
[MrYodaGomez] no groping the bride hawks!!!!
* MrYodaGomez is now known as YodaGomez
[Cori-Jade] lol
* Quits: Rings^ (Rings_@vw14111.optusnet.com.au) (Exit: Life is tough, it's tougher if you're stupid!)
* hawksfan keeps hands carefully in view
[Cori-Jade] lol, that still leaves plenty of groping space
* hawksfan grins
* x-ceptional snuggles up YodaGomez
[hawksfan] that would be rude!!!!!
[Cori-Jade] very!
* YodaGomez pulls his wife reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal close....
[Cori-Jade] lol
[YodaGomez] shall we all go back to the room now?
[hawksfan] lol
[Ja_wanna] honeymoon room? naw
* YodaGomez takes x-ceptional's face in his hands, caressing her cheek lightly and plants a slow passionate kiss on her lips.
[YodaGomez] O_o
[YodaGomez] you wanna watch Ja_wanna??
[YodaGomez] lol
[Ja_wanna] nawwwwwwwwwwwwwww
* x-ceptional runs her hands through YodaGomez's hair
[hawksfan] i wonder if anybody in the history of this earth has gone from stripper to priest in 30 minutes?
* Summer_Rain^ stumbles into the room, did I miss the throwing of the boquet
[Cecilia] lmaooooooo
* YodaGomez runs his hands up her dress.....whats under here??
[Ja_wanna] good job sexyarse :)
[Cori-Jade] i dont think it even took you 30 minutes hawks
* hawksfan is used to multitasking
[x-ceptional] mmmmm a surprise i put on just for you
[Shawnie] wtg hawks .. you are a stellar performer
[hawksfan] and so were u at the crunch shon :)))
[Cori-Jade] lol
[Shawnie] omg she is wearing a chastity belt!!
[hawksfan] and at the prep..lol
[Cori-Jade] haha!
[Cori-Jade] call a locksmith!
[hawksfan] roflmao
* YodaGomez grabs the garter and tosses it to hawks as a souvenier....
[Shawnie] lmfao .... and now i am going to eat dinner
* hawksfan chews it
* Cecilia heads back to bed.....Congratulations YodaGomez and x-ceptional!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))
[YodaGomez] okies am going back to the room....
[x-ceptional] thank you!!!!!!
[Cori-Jade] night Cec
[YodaGomez] ty Cecilia:))))))
[Summer_Rain^] congrats x-ceptional and YodaGomez :)
[hawksfan] lolol
[Summer_Rain^] wd hawksfan
[hawksfan] u 2!!!!!
[YodaGomez] ty summer :))))
[x-ceptional] wd hawksfan
[hawksfan] ta x :)))
* x-ceptional hugs the priestly hawksfan
[YodaGomez] vwd hawks
[hawksfan] :)))
* Cori-Jade hugs the bride and groom and runs back to trivia before her withdrawels start
[hawksfan] lol
* x-ceptional hugs shawnie and Shazzzz
* YodaGomez hands a bottle of glenfiddich to hawks for the job well done.....
* x-ceptional hugs Cori-Jade thanks!
[hawksfan] ta :))
[hawksfan] funny just drinking exactly that!!!!
[YodaGomez] lol
[hawksfan] lol
* Summer_Rain^ hands x-ceptional and YodaGomez a basket of drinks and chocolates, enjoy !!
[YodaGomez] okies back to the room now....
[hawksfan] lol
[YodaGomez] ty summer :)))))))
[x-ceptional] mmmmmm i bet ya that chocolate would look good on you yoda
[x-ceptional] ty Summer_Rain^!!!!
[hawksfan] roflmao
* YodaGomez gives Summer_Rain^ a lil peck on the cheek in thanks :)
[Summer_Rain^] yw !!!
* Parts: YodaGomez (YodaGomez@vw-14855.westnet.com.au)
* x-ceptional is off to chat with her nethusband
* Shawnie changes topic to ',%,%,%,%,%,% our job is done *clink* %,%,%,%,%,''