how he became a permaslave

Session Start: Fri Jul 14 13:18:00 2006

[hawksfan] nope jadie i won another!
[hawksfan] i always win :))
[Cori-Jade] lol
[hawksfan] well nearly
* Skarl hands the leash back to hawksfan
[Cori-Jade] which is a good reason for me not to bet
[hawksfan] ta skarl...and i am about to roll the dice and put it all on the line
* {H}awksslave walks up to Skarl....stands reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly close
[hawksfan] damn
[Skarl] She needs some cultural training, mate
[{H}awksslave] puts her lips right up next to yours....
[hawksfan] that mega came too early
[{H}awksslave] smiles seductively
* hawksfan waits
[hawksfan] lol
[{H}awksslave] .....then pulls your belt and dumps the Dr. Pepper down your pants
[hawksfan] lmao
[Mmmmarshall] oi...
[Cori-Jade] lol!
[hawksfan] okies slave r u ready
* {H}awksslave watches your nipples jet out.....
[{H}awksslave] .....and your cock visit your kidneys
[{H}awksslave] LOL
* {H}awksslave thinks I've left him speechless...but I really know he's just coming up with somethign even more vicious than that
[{H}awksslave] okies hawks....all ready...
[hawksfan] lol
* {H}awksslave winks at Skarl
[hawksfan] start now
[Cori-Jade] hi :P
[Cori-Jade] having fun there?
[Cori-Jade] lol
[Skarl] I'm just revelling the sensation
[hawksfan] lmao
[{H}awksslave] lmaooo
[hawksfan] she really needs lots a training
[hawksfan] this a permanent slave bet
[Loftbot] 1st Hint: *** Question Value : 759 Points
[hawksfan] in 15 mins
* AnD-1 wonders who slave is...
[Loftbot] YES, {H}awksslave!!! got the answer -] heart attacks [- in 23.133 secs, and gets 298 Points
[hawksfan] damn
[Skarl] What's the bet?
[Cori-Jade] no prob
[{H}awksslave] permanent slavery
[hawksfan] permanent slavery
[Skarl] i mean what do you have to achieve to win?
[hawksfan] most points in 15 mins
[AnD-1] hahaha howd u get that?
[Loftbot] {H}awksslave wins 100 Points for Sofa
[Loftbot] {H}awksslave wins 100 Points for Television
[Loftbot] {H}awksslave wins 100 Points for Coffee Table
[Loftbot] {H}awksslave wins 100 Points for End Table
[Loftbot] {H}awksslave wins 100 Points for Lamp
[hawksfan] nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* hawksfan glues slave keyboard
* {H}awksslave grins at hawksfan
[Loftbot] YES, {H}awksslave!!! got the answer -] gaelic [- in 10.294 secs, and gets 955 Points
[hawksfan] grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[hawksfan] wd
[{H}awksslave] ty :)
[Loftbot] YES, {H}awksslave!!! got the answer -] missouri [- in 13.73 secs, and gets 833 Points
[hawksfan] now we get all american and canadian qs!!!
[{H}awksslave] yesssssssssssssss
[{H}awksslave] gotta love it
[hawksfan] nooooooooooooooooooooooo
* hawksfan starts to sweat
[Loftbot] YES, {H}awksslave!!! got the answer -] american staffordshire terrier [- in 29.141 secs, and gets 173 Points
[hawksfan] american grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[Mmmmarshall] lol
[{H}awksslave] tyyyyyyyyyyyy
[hawksfan] the bots against me
[{H}awksslave] it's septic hour at the loft!
[Mmmmarshall] I think you're in trouble hawksfan
* hawksfan hammers the bot wiv a spanner
[hawksfan] one mega is all i will need
[{H}awksslave] gee hawks...have you gotten one yet?
[Loftbot] YES, hawksfan!!! got the answer -] new zealand [- in 5.789 secs, and gets 582 Points
[hawksfan] yessssssssssssssssssss
[{H}awksslave] oooo...well done
* {H}awksslave puts a 1 under your nick
[hawksfan] dont laugh too soon
[hawksfan] jesus hhalfway already...maybe we should make this 30 mins?
[Loftbot] YES, hawksfan!!! got the answer -] hinny [- in 5.117 secs, and gets 675 Points
[hawksfan] jeeeeeeeeeeezz bot!
[hawksfan] mega!!!
[Mmmmarshall] yeah a mega...with an american Q
[hawksfan] noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[{H}awksslave] gotta love it
[hawksfan] i dont believe this run of yankee qs
[Loftbot] YES, {H}awksslave!!! got the answer -] postal service [- in 27.53 secs, and gets 275 Points
[hawksfan] ffs!!!!!!!
[{H}awksslave] *grins*
[Loftbot] YES, hawksfan!!! got the answer -] hydrogen [- in 5.538 secs, and gets 896 Points
[{H}awksslave] wtg hawksfan
[hawksfan] ta
* {H}awksslave adds a "2"
[Loftbot] YES, {H}awksslave!!! got the answer -] raelcun [- in 5.037 secs, and gets 646 Points
[hawksfan] 30 mins?
[{H}awksslave] nfw
[hawksfan] pretty please?
[Cori-Jade] lol
[hawksfan] damn
[hawksfan] plenty of time
[Loftbot] YES, hawksfan!!! got the answer -] robert de castella [- in 5.818 secs, and gets 806 Points
* {H}awksslave would first like to thank all her supporters....
[{H}awksslave] wtg hawksfan *adds a 3*
[hawksfan] fuk!
[Loftbot] YES, {H}awksslave!!! got the answer -] 1974 [- in 9.874 secs, and gets 790 Points
[Loftbot] YES, {H}awksslave!!! got the answer -] dr seuss [- in 4.066 secs, and gets 797 Points
[Loftbot] YES, hawksfan!!! got the answer -] cantina [- in 12.398 secs, and gets 572 Points
[{H}awksslave] wtg hawksfan
[{H}awksslave] *adds a 4*
[hawksfan] shurrup!
* {H}awksslave starts the victory dance
[hawksfan] noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[{H}awksslave] whoooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
* {H}awksslave is now known as Cecilia
[Cecilia] yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[hawksfan] fuk fuk fuk fuk!
[Skarl] Slave! Wax my ankles!
[hawksfan] i knew i shoulda made it longer
[AnD-1] lolll u suck hawks!!
* hawksfan sinks into depression
* Skarl starts re-editing the horse picture
[hawksfan] u didnt actually get many points either
[Cecilia] lmaooooooooooo
[hawksfan] no way hose!!!!
[hawksfan] still yankee qs!!!
* Cecilia thinks of an appropriate slave nick for you
[Cecilia] ...consults her advisors
[hawksfan] lmao
* hawksfan relaxes this is easier than i thought
[Skarl] limber up, hawks, is my advice
[hawksfan] ta skarl...lol
[hawksfan] she's a softie it will be fine
[Mmmmarshall] you poor poor man
* hawksfan decides to take the rest of the night off
[Cecilia] hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....my back aches...*shoots a glance at the slave*
* hawksfan is blonde and doesnt understand what u want....
[hawksfan] maybe you would like to go double or nothing cec?
[Cecilia] no thanks...how can you double permanent slavery?
* hawksfan digs toes into cec's lower back.....
* hawksfan hypnotises cec to go to sleep
[Cecilia] trust me...it won't take hypnotizing tonight...I'm SO sleepy
[hawksfan] see it works!!!
* hawksfan breathes sigh of relief
[Cecilia] lol
[Cecilia] bedtime here...all this slave winning is exhausting...nite all :)