Monday April 10th, 2006

[Skarl] smack her inna beak!
[Shawnie] lol
[Shawnie] its tempting
[Skarl] with those nails, she'll be leaking collagen all over the place
[Shawnie] nah i cut them all off yesterday *sigh* .. no more talons ...
[Skarl] Is this the sport thing again? (netball was it?)
[Shawnie] yeah partly that .. netball training starts this week . but also i was having trouble typing
[Skarl] christ how long were they?
[Shawnie] ummm ... long
[Skarl] good for excavating the odd nostril then?
[Shawnie] oh brilliant .. but created some discomfort during masturbation
[Skarl] I've lost my train of thought
[Shawnie] hahahaha
[Skarl] Well, it's nice to know that you can masturbate and type in relative saftey now
[Skarl] though not necessarily at the same time
[Skarl] although in this channel it practically becomes a necessity
[Shawnie] lmfao!! god skarl, i can always rely on you for a giggle
[Skarl] Glad I could help... but you only bait me just so you can record the incriminating evidence in Lofty
[Shawnie] damm you know me too well
[Skarl] Well, that comes from the years of torment.
* Shawnie blinks innocently
[Skarl] hello sofa
[Shawnie] hey Sofa-King-Good :))
[Sofa-King-Good] hi Shawnie
[Sofa-King-Good] hi Skarl
[Shawnie] see Sofa-King-Good knows im innocent
* Sofa-King-Good was wondering how "innocent" and Shawnie got into the same sentence
* Shawnie slaps ya smartarse
[Sofa-King-Good] lmao
[Skarl] no blinking innocently! it only enforces the perception of thorough, unredeemable evil.
[Sofa-King-Good] ouch...but you do have soft hands
[Shawnie] and no more nails to leave incriminating evidence
[Sofa-King-Good] no nails?
[Sofa-King-Good] damn
* Shawnie adjusts her halo
* Sofa-King-Good sees some tarnish
[Shawnie] dammm thought i got it all
[Sofa-King-Good] lol
[Sofa-King-Good] you need to rub a little harder
* Shawnie rubs harder .. oohh sorry i thought you meant something else .. Shon goes back to rubbing the halo
[Sofa-King-Good] lower, Shawnie..lower
[Shawnie] any lower and i will be .. errrr .. .ummm nm
* Sofa-King-Good rubs Shawnie's...nm
[Shawnie] oohh good, can you get that little rust spot at the back for me please?
[Sofa-King-Good] mmmm, the back.....definitely
* Sofa-King-Good rubs Shawnie's butt
* Shawnie purrrsss
* Sofa-King-Good rubs in bigger circles
* Shawnie has lost her train of thought now ... ummm