Friday March 24th, 2006

[Shazzzz] oh no Cecilia caught me answering tom cruise questions !
[Shazzzz] lol
[loo-loo] hahaha
* Cecilia refuses to answer this question on account of the person in question is a complete a**hole....
[loo-loo] oh are we boycotting tom??
[Shazzzz] hahahah
[AnD-1] aww u dont like couch jumpers??
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[loo-loo] now THERE's a novel euphemism for it :)
[Shazzzz] i like it
[Cecilia] couch jumping is now knowns as "Cruising"...
[Shazzzz] lol
[loo-loo] cruising for a cushioned boink
[Cecilia] lol
[AnD-1] i actually hate kaite homes now too coz of cruise
[loo-loo] i truly fear for their impending kidlet
[Cecilia] that whole thing is weird
[Cecilia] and OMG wft is a "silent birth"????
[AnD-1] whats that?
[loo-loo] and the more he sues & threatens ppl... the more bonkers he looks
* Cecilia would like to see Tom push a watermelon outta his penis without uttering a sound....
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[loo-loo] oh cec we had a convo in here the other day about that
[loo-loo] it was just me with all the guys ganging up on me!
[Cecilia] about silent birth?
[AnD-1] hahaha
[loo-loo] skarl reckoned his swollen balls were worse than giving birth - can u believe it????
[Cecilia] omg...
[Cecilia] he has NO clue...
[loo-loo] and the big c thought a post-vastectomy infection would def be worse than a post-birth vag infection :P
[loo-loo] dickheads the lot of em!
[Cecilia] lol
[AnD-1] u guys havennt copped a whack in the nads!! it fuggin hurts!!!!!
[loo-loo] see what i'm talking about cec???
[loo-loo] sheesh it's like a 5 minute recovery AnD-1
[Cecilia] I can imagine it does AnD-1...but imagine it hurting for 12 to 24 hours...only crescendoing into WORSE pain
[Cecilia] and...imagine that little slit at the tip ripping a bit...
[loo-loo] exactly. and MONTHS of post-event nastiness
[AnD-1] omg ive been in pain for 2 weeks str8! 24hrs is nothing
[loo-loo] eeeeyowwwwch!
* Cecilia gets the entire room to cross their legs on that one
[loo-loo] this must be why i've stayed single lol
[AnD-1] just put a bandaid on it..that fixes everything
* loo-loo thwops AnD-1
[Cecilia] I wanna hear about the 2 week long ball ache AnD-1...in detail...use extra paper....
[loo-loo] hehehe
[Cecilia] must have been prior to discovering what hands were really meant for
[AnD-1] loll well happened a few times..worst was slipping on a wet fence while tryin to get over it
[Cecilia] ok...that'll hurt
[loo-loo] well that would hurt both sexes i'd think
[AnD-1] i still get tears thinking about it
[Cecilia] introduced your balls to your kidneys, eh?
[AnD-1] i think u mean my eyebrows...
* loo-loo had a similar experience on the beam in gymnastics once
[Cecilia] ROFLMAO
[AnD-1] but theres no tender bits to hurt for you
[loo-loo] are u kidding????
[AnD-1] compared to a guy!! yes!
[AnD-1] i mean no
[loo-loo] um AnD-1 do you KNOW female anatomy?
[AnD-1] lol
[loo-loo] cec, help me out here lol
* Cecilia pictures AnD-1's balls as bags under his eyes...
[loo-loo] hahaha
[loo-loo] saurians
[Cecilia] AnD-1...we have tender bits too...they're just not jetting out of us
[AnD-1] guys have to be waaaay more sensitive tho
[loo-loo] lolol
[Cecilia] okies...gotta pick up Caitlin and try to get the ball-faced AnD-1 face outta my head
[AnD-1] loll
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