Shazzzz and Shawnie decided to go on a road trip. The old friends had not seen each other for awhile, and they wanted to catch up. They decided to drive down south and take in some nature, relax on the pristine beaches, enjoy fine dining and have some chill out time. Yes, there was alcohol involved, what did you think?
This sounded so good and they had been looking forward to it for a long time. BUT they never came back! Eyewitnesses say the two ladies were at a wine tasting, and had been since breakfast. They were feeling 'merry' to say the least. It appears that they drew some amount of attention to themselves, I'm not saying that dancing on tasting bars and trading clothing with the staff is an inappropriate thing. It turned out that the attention they got was not the sort one would want when one's wits were, shall we say, slightly subdued. They were last seen levitating in a particulate beam laughing their arses off while being pulled into the mothership above. Shawnie was heard to shriek with delight "I can fly like an Ostrich! ! ! weeeeeeee!" Unless we hear from them again some day, the best we can do is hope. Hope that the denizens of that ship have suction-cup fingertips on their eight hands.
This sounded so good and they had been looking forward to it for a long time. BUT they never came back! Eyewitnesses say the two ladies were at a wine tasting, and had been since breakfast. They were feeling 'merry' to say the least. It appears that they drew some amount of attention to themselves, I'm not saying that dancing on tasting bars and trading clothing with the staff is an inappropriate thing. It turned out that the attention they got was not the sort one would want when one's wits were, shall we say, slightly subdued. They were last seen levitating in a particulate beam laughing their arses off while being pulled into the mothership above. Shawnie was heard to shriek with delight "I can fly like an Ostrich! ! ! weeeeeeee!"
Unless we hear from them again some day, the best we can do is hope. Hope that the denizens of that ship have suction-cup fingertips on their eight hands.
#Trivialoft has been a place for fun on Austnet since 2005. Thanks to all the regulars (click on their bios!)
New players are welcome! Simply download the mIRC program or another IRC client, and log in to /server austnet.org or /server au.austnet.org If your browser supports it, you can also connect by typing the url irc://irc.austnet.org #Trivialoft trivia game is on 24/7 and there is always someone around to play against, or just chat and make new friends. Chatting is more than welcome in our channel, there are some of the nicest funniest people anywhere to talk to. Scores are kept daily, weekly and monthly so you can see how you are doing or set yourself a challenge. #Trivialoft ops are here to help you and to kick out lamers, spammers and flooders, making it a funner place for everyone. Thanks to them its a smooth running channel
bushbaby,Irvine, kat, lucyfur, moonbuggy, morphethecat, ruggerz, Shawnie, Shazzzz
New players are welcome! Simply download the mIRC program or another IRC client, and log in to /server austnet.org or /server au.austnet.org
If your browser supports it, you can also connect by typing the url irc://irc.austnet.org
#Trivialoft trivia game is on 24/7 and there is always someone around to play against, or just chat and make new friends. Chatting is more than welcome in our channel, there are some of the nicest funniest people anywhere to talk to. Scores are kept daily, weekly and monthly so you can see how you are doing or set yourself a challenge.
#Trivialoft ops are here to help you and to kick out lamers, spammers and flooders, making it a funner place for everyone. Thanks to them its a smooth running channel
Just a bit of news, Shawnie has decided to give up the channel ownership for a well deserved rest! Hats off to her for these years of devoted service to everyone! A few pics below as she starts her vacation.......[just look what you have done to her! :P]
The bot has moved south (bogan) to Shazzzzz's place and if you need anything or have a question please let Shawnie have her well deserved rest and ask Shazzzz or one of our fine ops Trivialoft ops are here to help and to kick out lamers, spammers and flooders, making it a funner place for everyone. Thanks to them its a smooth running channel
bushbaby,Irvine, kat, lucyfur, moonbuggy, morphthecat, ruggerz, Shawnie, Shazzzz
The bot has moved south (bogan) to Shazzzzz's place and if you need anything or have a question please let Shawnie have her well deserved rest and ask Shazzzz or one of our fine ops
Trivialoft ops are here to help and to kick out lamers, spammers and flooders, making it a funner place for everyone. Thanks to them its a smooth running channel
Yes they are being added .. ok so i am slow .. bite me!! This is how our resident dutchie (the older one) feeds his family and guests over christmas. Looks divine Rob, thanks for sharing
This would have to be one of my all time favourite websites. And when I saw this I knew i had to add it to our website
OOhhh and a huge thankyou to both moonbuggy and TrevorT for running backup bots for when the bitchbawt goes walk about, and MorphtheCat for his sentenial duties in the channel
Dont forget to go check out the weekly stats. Even though I have'nt been around much I have tried to made sure they get added weekly with top 20 each week and month and row and fast
To all our regular players of the last almost three years, to all our new players, have a safe happy Christmas and a fanfukingtastic New Year!!!!
Love the moose shot glasses! Check out the West Coast Eagles bucket for Shawnie's bourbon..... and oh yummmmmy Baileys Irish Cream Chocolates!
It was a very hot day, 41 with 42 on Boxing Day, and the pool was well used, as was the champagne, Midori, Baileys and wine! We hope you all had a great day too, all across the world..... *clink* *kippis* for the New Year too
The members of #Trivialoft are proud to introduce to you the latest addition to our online family, Lucyfur's son, Mitchell
This is the message I woke to at 3.15am on the morning of the birth, from the new proud daddy
4th Sept 2007
3.8kg of health and life.
Mums tired but overjoyed.
I'm getting drunk.
Shazz and I went to visit today, before she heads back to bumfuk egypt way up in the norwest of WA. Poor Lucyfur was tired, but she looks well .. he isn't sleeping at night .. but is an angel thru the day
Naturally we are all putting our heads together to find the perfect bio for our little man. A few words of wisdom are starting to take shape
[Shazzzz] she looks great for having popped a 3.8kg package out of her gazoo 2 weeks ago :)
New REG ! he can't type yet, but he gives his mum the answers, lil smartie!
I love that KiwiBot, he has warm milk whenever i am hungry!
Only weeks old and already a boob man
Favorite things: large pendulous milk-enhanced tittage; day naps (cos night time is party time!!!!); and laying a softie in my nappy
Attention span: ZzzZzZzzzzZZZzZz
Favorite pickup line: Party at my crib...2:00 a.m. ... BYOB (bring your own boobs)
That face i am making isnt cause you all fart too much in the channel, its cause I just filled my nappies
[happybgurl] There is a guy that we all know as rapid who makes all of the other guys seem so vapidthere are many tales and ancient lores of rapid's legendary trivialoft scores he's always the fastest to get the answers in but he is such a sweetie that he sometimes lets me win and when he does my heart turns to mush i think that i have a huge trivialoft crush the girls claim to love him because of his mind but the truth is they're after his sexy behind he's trivialofts number one stud and trivialoft.net says that im his best bud barbie and ice_chick may claim that he's theirs but happygurl is going to realise their fears by eloping with rapid and wearing his ringwhich should arrive soon coz he's got such good ping the end
[rapid] happygurl, thats beautiful happygurl :0
Shawnie attends a birthday party, the poor bloke!
I will just wait till she feels like talking about it here......wait for the nude lampshade pics folks :P
Shawnie and Shazzzz *CLINK* their way around Melbourne February 2007.
Click Here to read the adventures, see some photos and download a couple of videos
Check back regularly - its being added to as we remember more stuff and put up new pics
It's my birthday, and this time, there's NO FUCKING EXCUSES for socks and jocks.
You want to do this for me. You know it in your dark and twisted hearts.
Happy New Year to all you #trivialofters !
Gott Nytt år, Eines Gutes Neues Jahr, Gelukkig Nieuwjaar, Godt Nydt år, Feliz Año Nuevo, Joyeux Anneé Nouveau
Well as Shazz and I sit back with full bellies and very well oiled throats (and I do mean the copious quantities of alcohol) we just wanted to share with each and every one of you our main course for Xmas lunch.
We started the day at around 8am, well I did anyway, Shazz didnt get out of bed till around 9.30. Breakfast was bbq ham and eggs and a concoction famously known around this area as "Kens potato and onion stuff". And as I poured my first glass of champagne, I realised that over the years of this ritualistic breakfast, we have changed from having Champagne and orange juice to straight champagne. A little later we started adding midori. Somewhere along the line Shazz migrated to the Chardonnay and I am about to pour myself a very long icey Baileys.
New friends were made by Shazzzz as she was introduced into the crazy circle of Shons family and friends. Then 2/3's pissed we decided to Skype Cecilia and introduced two of Shons friends to the joys of free chatting over the internet. My god they got sooooo loud. International diplomacy at its best .. or .. ummm was that its worst????
We were considering Summer_Rains creamy garlic prawns for dinner but I'm really not sure I can fit in another piece of food.
Unless of course we have some orgasmic icecream
From all of us .. to all of you .. Cherry Mistmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She can't have been drinking when she piped those letters! Beautifully done, CoRiNa !!
We wish you all a safe, fun and saucy Christmas and New Year! *CLINK*
Click Here for some Chrissy giggles and two funny holiday mp3 downloads
Yes the rumours are all true, we have gone back to Austnet!!!
but I wouldn't suggest you follow this puppy
to find us, type /server irc.austnet.org
The fearless Robert's hilarious adventures at a sex toy party. Don't say the "Evil Ones" never have good advice about how to spend your evenings!
Click Herefor the whole tale and a giggle
It's funny you know, the MOMENT I got to the chorus I instantly thought of my good friend Cecilia!!!
MUST SING IT TO THE TUNE OF I WILL SURVIVE………………….
"2006 Version of - I WILL SURVIVE"
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong.
And I knew that I could take you on.
But there you are, another lie.
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry.
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out?
Dont you know we're only JOKING when we say size don't count?!!!
I will survive, I will Survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive, I will survive. Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed
<+Answerbook> vor·tex: 'vor-"teks n. 1. something that resembles a whirlpool
We question - is this vortex a result of the addictive game of trivia?
Or the fact that we are all studs and goddesses (our pics on the regs page don't lie do they (ducking and weaving to avoid lightning strikes from overhead).
Or the more sinister result of being subconsciously dragged back to spend time with the sick and depraved minds of our regulars.
Personally I prefer the sick and depraved minds scenario myself
[Answerbook] pre·mier: pri-'mir adj. 1. first in position, rank, or importance. 2. first in time - EARLIEST.
First in postion, rank or importance .. well i dont see them first in anything personally! (unless own self importance counts of course)
First in time? Earliest? nope .. there are at least 5 current trivia channels on austnet that were here a long time before them.
Seeing as neither of the above definitions of the word apply to them, I personally dont see what their problem is.
But anyway apparently I am a thief of colour schemes - OH MY GOD - my bad?
Seeing as the cowards chose a quiet time in the channel to launch their *attack* and didn't have the guts to use their own nicks, nor was I given the opportunity to reply, I have left a copy of the log with a few added comments.
Click Here for the log and a giggle
I am proud to be in the company of such paragons of female excellence. This tribute is only fitting and long overdue and should be read on a regular basis by the men of #trivialoft lest they forget the high level of esteem they have for us all..
Ladies, if you do see a male in the channel that is in need of sorting out, by all means clap a collar on him and you will be fully backed up by your girlfriends in the channel. Hell, we will probably join you and it may turn into another highly entertaining raw meat frenzy in #trivialoft.
Keep up the great work, we are all outstanding examples of B.I.T.C.H.es - Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Charming Hilarious women of #trivialoft.
Click Here for The Group Bio of the Ladies
special thanks to kaytee____x for the great pics - you are a hoot gf!
Well the men here all know how much we love them, and admire their wit and charm. So we thought it only fitting that we find a picture that will display our true feelings for them.
I wonder if we could start a competition asking everyone to put nicks to the pics, with valid reasons of course, to see if we are all like minded.
Anyway, this is for no other reason apart from the fact Cecilia found the pic and it was too good to pass up.
Since the women of #Trivialoft decided I needed to be beaten down for my own good, I decided that I had to sit back and regroup my thoughts and beliefs. I had to know if what I have been doing is ultimately fulfilling for me, and those I care about.
After a lot of fruitless searching within Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Scientology, Satanism and brief fling with Narcissism, I finally had my Messianic vision while watching a nature documentary. The dolphin, it seems, is but a repository for the spirits of the guardians of the human race, who watch over us and make sure we are safe from BOB, the destructive and malignant demi-god who wishes to rule us all.
The Broken Dolphins are those guardians who have fallen in the fight against BOB, often in fierce battles, where the screams and the moans of those who perish can be heard across the world. Their spirits have become part of the world, and continue to give us strength to carry on.
We must be alert. BOB constantly languishes in his dark and moist abodes, plotting his evil triumph, and putting all his will into victory. But we must prevail! Wherever BOB emerges from his sanctuaries, we must be ready to push him back in again. More and more, he will appear, but he must be replaced with ever more vigour, else he will overcome. And when the armies of Good and Evil come together, in a screaming miasma at the end of the world, stay true to the Way, and you shall rewarded.
No rant here. I was just hungry, that's all.
Who said we were upset Skarldarl? Just cos ya got ya arse kicked outta the channel so often Hagelslag banned you for flooding (you know you can get a product called "Depends" for that lil problem)
If you ever did apologise for being yourself, I would have to start to worry. We all know you have verbal diarrhoea and as quoted by you in Hagelslag you talk thru ya bum all the time, so we just take it for granted that whatever comes out of your mouth is to be ignored 99 percent of the time.
Fellas, you owe it to yourselves, never follow Skarl or use him as a role model, its a very dysfunctional prototype that has been recalled numerous times and just does not appear to be fixable
Supposedly, some people got a little upset at my inflammatory posting below. And, thanks to the tireless efforts of the suffragettes that are in #Trivialoft, I am supposed to apologise.
Now let me point out something. This isn't an apology for the post. Nor is an apology for the shameful degrading of women that post apparently represents. And it is not apology for the expectation that women are here on this earth to better the lives of men (mainly in the areas of domestic duties).
Nope. It's an apology to all the fellas out there for NOT GOING FAR ENOUGH!.
Fellas, you owe it to yourselves, as long as you can call yourselves men, to insist on equality in your relationships with your women. So for every dish she washes, give her a hearty slap on the behind, and tell her she dressed nice today. Make sure you let her know if she's putting on weight, too. It shows you consider her health important.
Oh, sure, they'll get all riled up. And frankly, it's their right to protest my views. As long as they protest in the kitchen. And quietly, so I can watch re-runs of Baywatch in peace.
Okay. I'll bite. I would hate to see your subtle attempt at bateing go ignored Skarl darl. I can't write so I will report some excerpts from the channel when some of us saw what you wrote in your RESPECT post.
<+Skarl> So, am I going to have a stiletto rammed through my skull for my latest post on the site?
* +Shazzzz Sticks this@}>--'--,--'--- up Skarl 's butt and I hope the Thorn sticks you in the (_(_)
* +Shazzzz kicks Skarl in da nuts.. .
<+loo-loo> ?? respect
[10:33:06] <+Answerbook> re·spect: ri-'spekt n. 1. a relation or reference to a particular thing or situation
Then some guys said the following: <+AnD-1> lollll skarl!!! i read that yesterday and i reckon its one of the greates t posts ever!! :D <+Skarl> and they think we have no respect... sheesh... hell, I even acknowledged their place in the world, and they get all indignant <+boomer> good stuff..waiting for the retorts now? <+AnD-1> u know its gonna get u killed one day ;) AnD-1 is semi intuitive at times, you know?
Hey, all I know is there is a script being written for every time Skarl darl joins the channel. It will involve pointy footwear too. You'll keep darl.
Today, I added the quotes link to this website. It shows a random quote that has, at some point, been uttered in our esteemed channel, and subsequently recorded with our dear bot, Hagelslag by some quick-minded, but utterly evil individual.
What this means, as you refresh the pages and view the quotes, is that you may form the opinion that the guys in #Trivialoft have absolutely no respect for the ladies that share the channel with us. This is just plain wrong. All of us, to a man, respect women. I mean, anyone who can clean the house, mow the lawns, do the laundry, get the kids all set for bed, cook dinner AND still have the energy for lovemaking when I get home from the pub, has GOT to earn my respect. Well... one day, at least.
Now, knowing the females we have on this channel, there's bound to be some political backlash to my honest and much applauded opinion. They'll bitch and moan, pretend there's such a thing as the female orgasm, and get all irrational about the whole thing. But, we fellas can dismiss as that time of the month. If only it didn't happen daily...
In most parts of the civilised world, slavery is outlawed. Apparently, some guys in the United States didn't take all that kindly to it a century and a half ago, and started shooting at each other, much to the bemusement of the Native Americans.However, the laws governing slavery don't apply here in #Trivialoft, and we proudly parade our grateful serfs for the world to see.
It was our dear Shawnie's first night in proper slave habit, and judging by her apparent reaction, she really does have a whole lot of training ahead of her. She ignored all orders, and those she chose to obey, generally were deliberately misinterpreted to her advantage. Shame, Shawnie, shame.
Naturally, Hawksfan and I have had to put some corrective measures in place. We're not above using corporal means in our training, and we're delighted to give you this idea of the results. Perhaps when she is sitting for the next few days, she be reminded of just what her position is.
I guess it seems you should never, ever make any sort of bet without knowing full well that you're going to win. Especially when losing is probably more than you can face.
Hawksfan, we congratulate you on your win. Don't celebrate too hard. Every whoop of joy is another lead weight tied to your legs in the sea of female revenge.
So why is it, then, that all of fellows know, in our deepest being, that we're going to suffer so much more at Shawnie's hands now that she's a slave. I'll be fixing my own drinks from now on. Remembers guys, a woman on her knees doing your bidding has teeth on a level with your scrotum.
It seems our very own Shawnie and Hawksfan have got themselves in a slight tussle over some damned football team or other. At least, I think it's football. Can't see them arguing over avian species specifically, not when neither of them could probably tell an emu from a wheelbarrow.
Apparently, the Hawthorn Hawks are going to beat the West Coast Eagles. Or possibly the other, way around. If Hawksfan loses, his handsome picture stays happily where it is on the left there, until November of this year. And, if Shawnie loses, she's the channel slave for the next month.
I'm sure I speak for a lot of the guys in this channel when I say I'm hoping Shawnie loses this one. And I think it's because Hawksfan does such a crap job with our laundry. Be nice to have someone who knows what they are doing for a change.
Well here goes nothing .. I am a complete blonde bimbo and Skarl has promised me I cant break anything, tell BOB that!!!
Skarldarl, you have done a tremendous job, even if i do owe you some punishment for some of your comments ya prick. But a great job and some hot pics
We will load your pics if you want to submit them and a bio if you care to supply that as well. Email to email@example.com and we will see what we can do (i'm still learning!!!)
UPDATE: Well I feel I am starting to get the hang of this, and really want to thank Shazzzz and Skarl for their unlimited time and patience with me. Have a look around as we are updating this site all the time and please dont hesitate to ask if you want your pic to be added to the regs page. Shazzzz is doing a great job getting them up as quick as she gets them and keeping my stuff ups fixed.