[Answerbook] pre·mier: pri-'mir adj. 1. first in position, rank, or importance. 2. first in time - EARLIEST.

First in postion, rank or importance .. well i dont see them first in anything personally! (unless own self importance counts of course)

First in time? Earliest? nope .. there are at least 5 current trivia channels on austnet that were here a long time before them.

Seeing as neither of the above definitions of the word apply to them, I personally dont see what their problem is.

But anyway apparently I am a thief of colour schemes - OH MY GOD - my bad?

Seeing as the cowards chose a quiet time in the channel to launch their *attack* and didn't have the guts to use their own nicks, nor was I given the opportunity to reply, I have left a copy of the log with a few added comments.

Click Here for the log and a giggle

I am proud to be in the company of such paragons of female excellence. This tribute is only fitting and long overdue and should be read on a regular basis by the men of #trivialoft lest they forget the high level of esteem they have for us all..

Ladies, if you do see a male in the channel that is in need of sorting out, by all means clap a collar on him and you will be fully backed up by your girlfriends in the channel. Hell, we will probably join you and it may turn into another highly entertaining raw meat frenzy in #trivialoft.

Keep up the great work, we are all outstanding examples of B.I.T.C.H.es - Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Charming Hilarious women of #trivialoft.

Click Here for The Group Bio of the Ladies

special thanks to kaytee____x for the great pics - you are a hoot gf!

Well the men here all know how much we love them, and admire their wit and charm. So we thought it only fitting that we find a picture that will display our true feelings for them.

I wonder if we could start a competition asking everyone to put nicks to the pics, with valid reasons of course, to see if we are all like minded.

Anyway, this is for no other reason apart from the fact Cecilia found the pic and it was too good to pass up.

Since the women of #Trivialoft decided I needed to be beaten down for my own good, I decided that I had to sit back and regroup my thoughts and beliefs. I had to know if what I have been doing is ultimately fulfilling for me, and those I care about.

After a lot of fruitless searching within Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Scientology, Satanism and brief fling with Narcissism, I finally had my Messianic vision while watching a nature documentary. The dolphin, it seems, is but a repository for the spirits of the guardians of the human race, who watch over us and make sure we are safe from BOB, the destructive and malignant demi-god who wishes to rule us all.

The Broken Dolphins are those guardians who have fallen in the fight against BOB, often in fierce battles, where the screams and the moans of those who perish can be heard across the world. Their spirits have become part of the world, and continue to give us strength to carry on.

We must be alert. BOB constantly languishes in his dark and moist abodes, plotting his evil triumph, and putting all his will into victory. But we must prevail! Wherever BOB emerges from his sanctuaries, we must be ready to push him back in again. More and more, he will appear, but he must be replaced with ever more vigour, else he will overcome. And when the armies of Good and Evil come together, in a screaming miasma at the end of the world, stay true to the Way, and you shall rewarded.

No rant here. I was just hungry, that's all.

Who said we were upset Skarldarl? Just cos ya got ya arse kicked outta the channel so often Hagelslag banned you for flooding (you know you can get a product called "Depends" for that lil problem)

If you ever did apologise for being yourself, I would have to start to worry. We all know you have verbal diarrhoea and as quoted by you in Hagelslag you talk thru ya bum all the time, so we just take it for granted that whatever comes out of your mouth is to be ignored 99 percent of the time.

Fellas, you owe it to yourselves, never follow Skarl or use him as a role model, its a very dysfunctional prototype that has been recalled numerous times and just does not appear to be fixable

Supposedly, some people got a little upset at my inflammatory posting below. And, thanks to the tireless efforts of the suffragettes that are in #Trivialoft, I am supposed to apologise.

Now let me point out something. This isn't an apology for the post. Nor is an apology for the shameful degrading of women that post apparently represents. And it is not apology for the expectation that women are here on this earth to better the lives of men (mainly in the areas of domestic duties).

Nope. It's an apology to all the fellas out there for NOT GOING FAR ENOUGH!.

Fellas, you owe it to yourselves, as long as you can call yourselves men, to insist on equality in your relationships with your women. So for every dish she washes, give her a hearty slap on the behind, and tell her she dressed nice today. Make sure you let her know if she's putting on weight, too. It shows you consider her health important.

Oh, sure, they'll get all riled up. And frankly, it's their right to protest my views. As long as they protest in the kitchen. And quietly, so I can watch re-runs of Baywatch in peace.

Okay. I'll bite. I would hate to see your subtle attempt at bateing go ignored Skarl darl. I can't write so I will report some excerpts from the channel when some of us saw what you wrote in your RESPECT post.

<+Skarl> So, am I going to have a stiletto rammed through my skull for my latest post on the site? * +Shazzzz Sticks this@}>--'--,--'--- up Skarl 's butt and I hope the Thorn sticks you in the (_(_) * +Shazzzz kicks Skarl in da nuts.. . <+loo-loo> ?? respect [10:33:06] <+Answerbook> re·spect: ri-'spekt n. 1. a relation or reference to a particular thing or situation . 2. an act of giving particular attention - CONSIDERATION. 3 a) high or special regard - ESTEEM b) the quality or state of being esteemed c plural expressions of respect or deference . * +Shazzzz says "1. Lam-er (noun) : a person who is lame. example of a lamer: Skarl :) * +loo-loo thwops Skarl for the sisterhood * +Shazzzz grabs Skarl's underwear. pulls it over Skarl's Head..... Now you look much better. The brown stain accentuates the shoes.

Then some guys said the following: <+AnD-1> lollll skarl!!! i read that yesterday and i reckon its one of the greates t posts ever!! :D <+Skarl> and they think we have no respect... sheesh... hell, I even acknowledged their place in the world, and they get all indignant <+boomer> good stuff..waiting for the retorts now? <+AnD-1> u know its gonna get u killed one day ;) AnD-1 is semi intuitive at times, you know?

Hey, all I know is there is a script being written for every time Skarl darl joins the channel. It will involve pointy footwear too. You'll keep darl.

Today, I added the quotes link to this website. It shows a random quote that has, at some point, been uttered in our esteemed channel, and subsequently recorded with our dear bot, Hagelslag by some quick-minded, but utterly evil individual.

In most parts of the civilised world, slavery is outlawed. Apparently, some guys in the United States didn't take all that kindly to it a century and a half ago, and started shooting at each other, much to the bemusement of the Native Americans.However, the laws governing slavery don't apply here in #Trivialoft, and we proudly parade our grateful serfs for the world to see.

It was our dear Shawnie's first night in proper slave habit, and judging by her apparent reaction, she really does have a whole lot of training ahead of her. She ignored all orders, and those she chose to obey, generally were deliberately misinterpreted to her advantage. Shame, Shawnie, shame.

Naturally, Hawksfan and I have had to put some corrective measures in place. We're not above using corporal means in our training, and we're delighted to give you this idea of the results. Perhaps when she is sitting for the next few days, she be reminded of just what her position is.

I guess it seems you should never, ever make any sort of bet without knowing full well that you're going to win. Especially when losing is probably more than you can face.

Hawksfan, we congratulate you on your win. Don't celebrate too hard. Every whoop of joy is another lead weight tied to your legs in the sea of female revenge.

So why is it, then, that all of fellows know, in our deepest being, that we're going to suffer so much more at Shawnie's hands now that she's a slave. I'll be fixing my own drinks from now on. Remembers guys, a woman on her knees doing your bidding has teeth on a level with your scrotum.

It seems our very own Shawnie and Hawksfan have got themselves in a slight tussle over some damned football team or other. At least, I think it's football. Can't see them arguing over avian species specifically, not when neither of them could probably tell an emu from a wheelbarrow.

Apparently, the Hawthorn Hawks are going to beat the West Coast Eagles. Or possibly the other, way around. If Hawksfan loses, his handsome picture stays happily where it is on the left there, until November of this year. And, if Shawnie loses, she's the channel slave for the next month.

I'm sure I speak for a lot of the guys in this channel when I say I'm hoping Shawnie loses this one. And I think it's because Hawksfan does such a crap job with our laundry. Be nice to have someone who knows what they are doing for a change.

Well here goes nothing .. I am a complete blonde bimbo and Skarl has promised me I cant break anything, tell BOB that!!!

Skarldarl, you have done a tremendous job, even if i do owe you some punishment for some of your comments ya prick. But a great job and some hot pics

We will load your pics if you want to submit them and a bio if you care to supply that as well. Email to admin@trivialoft.net and we will see what we can do (i'm still learning!!!)

UPDATE: Well I feel I am starting to get the hang of this, and really want to thank Shazzzz and Skarl for their unlimited time and patience with me. Have a look around as we are updating this site all the time and please dont hesitate to ask if you want your pic to be added to the regs page. Shazzzz is doing a great job getting them up as quick as she gets them and keeping my stuff ups fixed.