Role: Operator, to introduce as much mayhem and confusion into the channel as possible.

Life Goals: To hold the position of longest lines typed in the channel stats every week.

Attention Span: I'm male, I don't multitask well, especially when Shawnie is molesting me in private (ok so i dreamed that part, I did say I was male)

Favorite pastime: Take a guess

Favorite clothing designer: Richard Simmons

Favorite Position: White water wristing

Father Figure: Billy Carter