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MorphTheCat
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Role:Resident Cat, Absurdist and Tangent-Goer-Offer-Onner…

Life Goals: To go off on the ultimate tangent taking everyone along with me. Also getting a couple of laughs in the process

Attention Span:I have the attention span of a cat. What did you expect?

Favourite Pastime: I chase beetles mostly. Also I play trivia. I can't touch type because my paws aren't defined enough from one another like your fingers, so I have developed a method of batting the keyboard very fast with my index claws.

Favourite Music: Steely Dan! Steely Dan!

Favourite Position: Sprawled out in a sunbeam listening to Steely Dan

Memorable Quote:Anything spoken by me under extreme physical torture. (Not that Deacon would know what that is)