Role: Trivialoft Regular, Resident Cocktail Expert/Barman, Physics Nerd and Raconteur

Life Goals: To teach Ice-Chick the intricacies of quantum theory and watch her go on to revolutionise the field

Attention Span: Good, until someone mentions anything to do with alcoholic beverages, Steely Dan or Monica Bellucci

Favorite pastime: Making Steely Dan references, Impersonating Donald Fagen, typing interesting and aesthetically pleasing combinations of letters in #trivialoft

Favorite Furniture: Mrs Dudley and other jolly-comfortable Chesterfields

Favorite Position: Upside down in a pool of Tanqueray Gin wearing a fluorescent deep green suit

Father Figure: see appendix

Memorable Quotes: Anything spoken by Morph under extreme physical torture (not that I'd know what it is)

The picture: Morph (left) and Deacon(right) enjoy the beautiful scenery around Gympie, during a drive in their new state-of-the-art Kamakiri